Silliest Contest Ever

1. Sign up online at WBAP and agree to get your arse whipped with text messages.
2. Listen for your name to be selected at 6:15 a.m. every morning.
3. If selected, you have 10 minutes to call.
4. If you call within 10 minutes, then you only have to do the following: Predict, within 100 hundredth of a point, the change in the Dow Industrial Average for the day. (i.e. +83.45)
5. Then you win $82,000

That's soooooooo easy!

Source.

Random WBAP Thought I Just Heard

"The Mavericks will not win a championship until they are led by an American black guy."
- Mark Davis, 8:29 a.m.