Let's Give Everyone A Trophy

I noticed in the Morning News today that Denton High School had three "co-valedictorians" and and four "co-salutatorians". Denton Ryan High School had four "co-valedictorians". Can we please carry out the grades to the 1000th of a point so we can have a winner?

Frankly, Scarlett

Did You Have A Good Time, Honey?

That's the guy from Entourage.

Posthumously Indict?

I almost spit out my grilled chicken last night when this Fox 4 news clip told me that a Dallas grand jury had declined to indict James Roberson "posthumously". What? A grand jury considered indicting a dead man? I thought they had to have their facts wrong. Until the Dallas Morning News confirmed it. The only thing I can think of is that it was to do with "clearing" him so that he can be buried in a VA cemetery. Still, that is odd.

The World Cup

Starting yesterday, the World Cup began (that's soccer matches amongst countries) which will take the world by storm - except in the U.S. Despite the fact that every guy and girl in America under 35 grew up playing soccer, it just cannot catch on as a spectator sport. Can't say I blame us. From ABC News last night: The World Cup will be viewed by 32 billion people - 300 times more than the Super Bowl. [Edit: I commentor questioned how 32 billion could watch the World Cup when that number exceeds the world's population. Good question. But that's what ABC said: 10 second video is here. And if you think he says "million" - nope - he says that the number is 300 times more than the number that watch the Super Bowl which would get you to 32 billion.]

The Fray

I really like The Fray's Over My Head

16 Year Old Friends Don't Let Their 16 Year Old Friends . . .

. . . fly to the other side of the globe to meet a guy they met on MySpace. Incredible.

Clerks 2

A more provocative one is here.

Another Reason I'm Against Ann Curry of NBC

She dances like me....uh....a middle aged white guy. (And welcome to the debut of some new Blog technology).

Losing Life Force....Can't Breathe...(Gasp, Cough, Wheeze)

I just walked past the new Sweetie Pie's Ribeyes on the square. I am sad to announce that the restaurant has installed outdoor speakers and from those speakers came . . . . . . . . Elvira by the Oak Ridge Boys

Biggest Movie of the Year

I won't go see it, but I bet today's release of Cars begins the biggest box office draw of the year.

Crazy Lunch Time Reading

Gordon Keith on a fictional news conference involving dueling Dallas and Miami mayors. The Onion's story of "Mavericks To Incorporate Machetes Into Hack-A-Shaq Defense"

Star Telegram Coverage

The Star-Telegram obituary on the death of Leroy Burch is here. It bears the unfortunate title of: "Former sheriff convicted in extortion schemes dies"

Happy 45th To A Guy I've Always Been a Fan Of

Triple Happy 25th Birthday

As Observed by D Magazine

Okay, hang on. I'm not sure Channel 8's decision to broadcast the news live from the AAC [after the Maverick's game] was the smartest. Gloria: "The Veterans Administration has denied a request to bury James Roberson in the National Cemetery. Roberson murdered his wife in a mercy killing. He had terminal brain cancer." Background Mavs fans: "WHOOOAAA! YEAHHH! JASON TERRY! WEEEAAARRLLL!"

Friday Pic Of Girls I Don't Know

Food Rage

The restaurant in Decatur named Snooky's (which used to be Roly Poly's but confusingly continued to serve the same food as Roly Poly's) has mysteriously been closed. (Despite a note promising to re-open). If so, that would be the second restaurant to go out of business at the location that used to house Grandys.