1.31.2024

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts




From a post of mine on 2/1/14.


  • Last day of January, 2024.

  • Woah. This was a case out of White Settlement and handled by the Tarrant County DA's office. Defense lawyers were Brett Boone and Blake Burns. Prosecutors were Matt Rivers and Jasmine Banks.

  • Uh.



  • To review, Paxton admitted in his pleadings in a Whistleblower suit that he did all the bad things the plaintiffs said that he did. That, he says, should prevent him from having to give a deposition. The trial judge said no, he must testify. Paxton immediately went to an appellate court who ruled against him. Then he went to the Texas Supreme Court who bailed him out yesterday, for now. 

    • Very legal nerdy stuff: The plaintiffs' response has a really interesting discussion of what in the heck is supposed to happen when a defendant answers a lawsuit but then "admits"  (kind of) the allegations. Basically, this has never happened and there's no clean cut procedural rules in Texas as to what to do next.
  • As a recognized political expert, I don't think this seems to be a winning strategy. And if you think their war isn't real, watch this incredible Fox News compilation where MAGA is obsessed with their conspiracy filled Taylor Swift fantasies. 

  • If these money grabbing trumped up trials lead to Roundup being taken off the market, I'll scream. I've used a ton of it for 25 years and will continue to use it. 

  • I've got a DPS story.
    • My license is set to expire and I've had a appointment, scheduled online, for several weeks. It's been scheduled for several weeks because DPS is apparently so busy that it takes that long to get the first available appointment. 
    • But I had some time yesterday so I thought I would go down early to the Decatur DPS office to see if I could get a walk-in appointment. I was told online that there would be a "kiosk" there where I could see if they could get me in.
    • As I walk in, there's a piece of paper taped to the door that says walk-in appointments can be scheduled online beginning at 7:45 a.m.   It was 8:15.  I scanned the QR code on the sign (there is no "kiosk") and walked in.
    • A very nice lady asked me if I had an appointment, and I said I didn't. She told me the same thing that the sign did: Go online to see if any slots were available.
    • I told her I was doing that right now on my phone as, thinking of sitting down, I looked at a ton of empty seats. At that point she told me, "OK, but you can't hang out in a public building." 
    • [Insert extreme record scratch sound going off in my head.]
    • The best retort I had was, "Really,? You can't 'hang out' in public building?" To her credit, she remained pleasant, but she maintained her unique interpretation of "public."
    • So I walked outside  -- I thought about asking if it was permissible to "hang out in a public parking lot" but I didn't want to risk a trooper putting me on the ground -- and continued to check online for a walk-in appointment. Which, come to think of it, is an oxymoron.
    • But get this. After entering my basic data, the DPS website tells me, correctly, that I already had an appointment for a future date, and that by merely continuing to see if a current walk-in appointment is available I risked losing my appointment which I had scheduled weeks earlier. There's no way I'm taking that risk. 
    • So I headed to my car and glanced around. I found solace in seeing a bunch of people in the parking lot just as beaten down as I was by the experience at DPS because, they too, couldn't solve a simple problem. 
    • And you know what I thought of next? That this man makes $345,250.

  • I bet the special prosecutor in the Georgia election tampering case paid a fortune just so he could shut the divorce proceedings down -- since doing so prevents him, or the D.A., from having to testify about their affair. At least for now. This is all such a mess which really perturbs me. 

  • That seems like a lot of money until . . . 

    • . . . you put it in perspective.

  • Very legal nerdy stuff: Because prosecutors didn't know how to handle a Motion for Summary Judgment properly, yesterday it lost a ton of money it was trying to "legally" steal in four civil forfeiture cases.

  • Coin flip talk: I distinctly remember that before any NFL game that the ref would tell a player to "call it in the air" for the initial coin toss.  Now they have the player choose heads or tails before it is flipped. That seems wrong. 



1.30.2024

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts




I was wrong about basically all of that. (The debate involved incumbent David Dewhurst, Dan Patrick, and two others. Patrick would go on to win in a run-off.)


  •  I posted the mugshot yesterday, but Fort Worth PD has now released various footage of the DWI chase and crash near West 7th.  It's wild. And it's amazing no one was killed. What a moron. 

  • In one of the weirdest Attorney General opinion requests I've ever seen, the Jacksboro PD asked AG Ken Paxton's legal opinion regarding whether a liquor store in the city was selling booze too cheaply. Request is here. Paxton's answer, which was released yesterday and is no answer at all, is here.

  • Identified. All three were from Georgia.  


  • Wasn't it just a couple of years ago that the nutcases were telling us that COVID vaccine was secretly a deep state microchip injection plan? But they now celebrate this?



     
  • The New York Times did some math for us which is really surprising. 



  • Ok, that's a funny line

  • How is Nikki Haley doing against Trump in Texas? According to a just released poll from the respected UH Hobby School of Public Affairs, not well at all.  

  • Man, Biden's Weaponized Justice Department has really gotten off track

  • The MAGA extremists have taken over control of the Tarrant County Republican party from the normal Republicans.  No way this lady would have been invited to speak in the past. 

  • A weird story of an art "heist" out of Wichita Falls.

  • The biggest case against Trump is the January 6th federal case pending in D.C.   On January 9th, the D.C. appellate court heard oral arguments on the silly Absolute Immunity defense. Everyone thought we would have a decision in days. We are still waiting. 



1.29.2024

Random Monday Morning Thoughts



Wouldn't this cause the county to implode if it happened today? And how did those kids survive this deviltry!!!!


  • "Three U.S. service members were killed in Jordan on Sunday and at least 34 others were injured in what the Biden administration said was a drone attack from an Iran-backed militia." We'll going to do something to Iran in response, but no one knows what. But watch this.



  • He couldn't keep his mouth shut and acted like a baby in front of the jury. You could see this one coming from a mile away. He's not defamed her since. 


    • Lying is getting expensive these days.

  • Rethinking life's choices. It happened around University and West 7th. . 


  • Border wars. We live in the dumbest times. 

  • Hey, Wise County Rep. Ronny Jackson has embarrassed us again! The White House Clinic while he was there was handing our fentanyl, Ambien and ketamine like candy.  They didn't have the "best people" but they apparently had the best drugs. 



  • Just waking up in Arlington on Saturday morning to cop armored vehicle announcing over a loud speaker that a search warrant was about to be executed. Video

  • Very interested.

  • I can't say I've ever listed one iota to MAGA extremists Ben Shapiro, but my timeline was full on Friday that he released a cringe-worthy rap video. Which . . .

    • . . . gave rise to this flashback: 

  • Speaking of cringe-worthy, Ticket radio fans will wince when they see this from their 30th anniversary party on Friday night.
  • Let's check in on Fox News.

  • The Business Minute™. Remember when branch banking was all the rage?

  • Very legal nerdy stuff: If you want to watch a painful trial with a defense lawyer struggling, you much watch the ongoing trial of the "Oxford Mom" who is accused of not doing enough to stop her mass murdering son. I can't take my eyes off the female defense lawyer.  She is woefully in over her head and, what's worse, she is trying to do it all by herself.  There may be another lawyer beside her, but that guy does nothing.  And if you don't do anything else,  just watch this at the end of the trial on Friday to just get a feel of how wheels off it all is. And the judge won't assert herself by telling  them all to just shut up. The trial should be live on YouTube this morning here.

  • So how'd COVID work out for me? The onset was very strange. I bet I went four days thinking it was nothing other than allergies. It was irritating, but I was easily able to function. On day five, a Monday, the chills hit me at work, and I wanted nothing more than to go home in a car with the heater blazing and crawl into bed when I got there. And that's what I did. A COVID home test lit up like a Christmas tree. My temperate ran a little under a 100 so no big deal.  The next day kept me bed ridden and my temperate in the evening hit 102.5 which scared me to death. An oxygen reading was 92%. I felt a huge weird pain all over me. The next two days were slightly better and then, on Friday, it was magically all gone. I couldn't believe it. 

1.26.2024

It's Friday - You Guy's Get Out Of There