- A faithful reader quickly advised me yesterday that the RTG was a repeat. My staff regrets that error. I've ordered them to submit TPS reports to explain this error.
- The Ticket's founder Mike Rhyner announced his retirement yesterday causing an earthquake among a few of us. Non-Ticket fans can skip ahead. Heck, I encourage you to skip ahead.
- It's really not about Rhyner at all. It's something bigger.
- Many people say the are a Ticket "day one, P1" but I really am. Back in the day, The Hardline's Rhyner and Greg Williams (Boyd's own, by the way) might have been the most entertaining sports radio ever. It was ground-breaking as they transformed the format and soon all the other personalities on the station followed suit.
- The Station didn't talk about a cover two defense and take endless callers telling us who they thought would win the Super Bowl and by what score. Nope. It became a station of bits and comedy and personal stories mixed in with a some sports.
- The station gained a cult following. Just last year I had a new client in my office who noticed a paperback book behind me, "The Ticket - Full Disclosure" and, after he excitedly pointed it out, we went down a 15 minute rabbit trail of Ticket Talk. And we both enjoyed the heck out of it.
- But it is the stability of the station which was shaken yesterday. There are thousands of people out there who have a tremendous comfort level in waking up in the morning and hearing the Musers, catching Norm going on and on about some inane point, and listening to Bob and Dan between noon and 3:00 hoping for another Cornelius, the moron dog, moment, and the Hardline during drive time.
- And we love the station in a weird, weird way. My head is full of "drops" all day long. Heck, Mrs. LL and I talk in drops. I began to use the jargon so much that one time my elderly mother told me once that I was giving her "Tired Head" -- a term she had only heard from me.
- The point is: They are always there, and we feel like we know them. In a medium of TV/Radio where turnover is the norm, the station's exact same line-up has been in place for 20 years. That's unheard of. Bu that changed yesterday.
- And although I'll admit Rhyner isn't one of my favorites (that OK to say - he's retired, not dead), he has been the cornerstone. And there's been a weird feeling over the last five years that change is coming to the station. All those guys are getting older. They reference things that an audience of 40 or 50 year olds relate to, but the 20 or 30 something won't. That's not a sustainable business model. So here's why the retirement is significant at the risk of being accused of hyperbole: For many of us, it's about our own mortality. Yep, it's that meaningful. Everything must change. Everything must end.
- Heck, I kind of want to cue Landslide at this moment. Yep, time does make you bolder even children get older, and I'm getting older, too.
- John Bolton, who called Trump's withholding aid to Ukraine for personal political gain a "drug deal", has said he will testify before the Senate in Trump's impeachment trial if asked. Why wouldn't you want to hear from this conservative icon if you care about the facts? If they refuse to call him, it truly will be a sham trial.
- In case you don't think Iran wasn't going to be pissed that Trump ordered the assassination of Soleimani. The sheer size of the crowd has caused deaths:
- Oh, by the way. The U.S. military sent Iraq a letter telling them that we were withdrawing all troops as they had requested. Then the Pentagon suddenly backtracked and said the letter was only a "draft" and shouldn't have been sent. Do we have any idea what we are doing? Is your confidence level pretty high?
- Everyone is familiar with Tony Dorsett's 99 yard run, and many also know that the Cowboys only had 10 men on the field on the play. But the famous video clip made me wonder something: Is it a penalty for a player to be in the huddle and then run off the field as the huddle breaks and cross the line of scrimmage? Watch Ron Springs bolt from the huddle. Something seems illegal about that.
- I had completely forgotten that the U.S. shot down an Iranian civilian airliner in 1988. (Five years earlier, the Soviets had shot down a civilian South Korean plane - an act which Reagan called "an act of barbarism, born of a society which wantonly disregards individual rights and the value of human life and seeks constantly to expand and dominate other nations.")
- It has been 302 days since there has been a White House press briefing. Sarah Sanders replacement, Stephanie Grisham, is paid $183,000 of your tax money per year.
- Missed this last week.
- UT's Sam Ehlinger announced he will return for his senior year. Hey, he's a very good college quarterback, but where else did he think he was going?
- Every four years, one or both of the American political parties choose their presidential nominee in the blink of an eye. The Iowa Caucuses are on February 3rd. Super Tuesday is March 3rd. By that time, it'll be Biden or Warren. The point is, it gets narrowed down to one person very, very fast.
1.07.2020
Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts
1.06.2020
Random Monday Morning Thoughts
- Let's see, over the weekend the Iraq Parliament voted to kick U.S. troops out of the country, Iran says it now has no restraints on its nuclear program, and a eulogist, during Qassem Soleimani in Iran broadcast on State TV, placed an $80 million bounty on Trump's head.
- Don't ask me about how the Cowboys handled the Jason Garrett firing. I'm as confused as you are. The only thing I can think of is that Jerry tried to wait out January 14th when Garrett's contract ends so he wouldn't have to "fire" him. It just turned out to be an eternity.
- Ethan Couch, the affluenza teen, was released from jail after his Motion to Revoke was voluntarily dismissed by the Tarrant County DA's office. The Motion had been filed because of an allegation that his drug patch tested positive for THC. So why was it dismissed? His probation terms require him to not break the law. However, since THC in CBD products is legal in Texas since last May (so long as it is just a slight amount), there's no way at this point to tell whether Couch violated the law simply by having THC in his system. Here's the weird part: The DA's office signed the Motion to Revoke in the first place. They knew they couldn't prove he broke the law when it was signed.
- Dear War Powers Act: "I don't even know you exist. But if you do, my Twitter feed should be enough."
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- Dear Geneva Convention (Protocol 1, Article 53): "I don't know even know if you exist. But if you do, I'll ignore you."
- O.J. Simpson tweets that he abandoned the Bills games early, and our governor makes a double murder joke.
- Iran claims to have hacked the Federal Depository Library Program website. (As we all tried to figure out what that Program is.)
- Remember when DPS was putting troopers accustomed to rural Texas highways in South Dallas in order to help Dallas PD, but two of them ended up shooting a guy during a traffic stop? Well, they shot him 16 times.
- There's a crazy story out of Japan where the former head on Nissan was accused of financial crimes and forbidden to leave the country. Despite Japan having some of the tightest security in the world, he managed to sneak out of the country in a private plane by getting in this thing with holes drilled for air. He's 5'6".
- Someone listed the Texas high school football districts in 1966 and 1967. Decatur and Bridgeport were 2A. But look at this district which was in 1A.
- Salma Hayek made an appearance at the Golden Globes last night. She's 53. (Oh, here's Ricky Gervais' full opening monologue.)
- Buried in all of the Iran news (as planned) is the discovery of the existence of emails which are critical to Trump's impeachment. If we finally get a trial in the Senate, let's have a real trial and see these emails.
- Random movie: Somehow I ended up watching The Man Who Knew Too Much over the weekend, and I've been bugged by plot holes ever since. Yep, a 1956 movie bothered me. (And I had already forgotten that Doris Day died in 2019.)
- Messenger: Above the Fold.
1.03.2020
It's Friday. Let's Get Out Of Here.
Sensible ducks reserve the right to change their minds.#mondaythoughts pic.twitter.com/oTKfDzoct0
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) December 23, 2019
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: KCBD crew captures video of semi crash on Slaton Highway. - Full story here: https://t.co/xb48usLmz4 pic.twitter.com/MMzf9rKQEf
— KCBD NewsChannel11 (@KCBD11) December 27, 2019
Is this guy serious?! 😳🤦♂️😂😏
— Fred Schultz (@fred035schultz) December 31, 2019
🔈(sound on) pic.twitter.com/rmsx0ZnYtz
One of my favorite videos from the past decade.
— Allan Bell (@AllanBell247) January 1, 2020
San Jose State players found out one of their coaches was on MC Hammer's dance squad back in the day 😂😂😂
🔊🔊🔊 Volume up pic.twitter.com/1yksO3jiEv
This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent pic.twitter.com/zmi15WsJAq
— Neskimo (@NudeEskimo) January 1, 2020
Random Friday Morning Thoughts
- While on vacation, Trump ordered the assassination of the second most powerful person in Iran without Congressional notification. Get ready. That whole Peace-On-Earth thing really didn't stick this year.
- I'm not sure why it is necessary to threaten to kill Iranian civilians and immediately bring up oil.
- So far, all we've gotten is a blurry flag. But he does have a campaign rally at a megachurch in Florida today.
- Edit: He's given us an update but no one understands it.
- He knows what he's doing. Trump on Nov. 16, 2011:— JM Rieger (@RiegerReport) January 3, 2020
“Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective. So the only way he figures that he's going to get reelected — and as sure as you're sitting there — is to start a war with Iran.” pic.twitter.com/usZFLiHnBw - Let's check in on Tehran this morning.
- I'm not sure what "harsh" means, but I keep seeing people warn of cyber attacks in addition to strategic strikes throughout the Middle East. Israel is probably nervous. Don't think that Iran doesn't have a few old fashioned Scud missiles laying around.
- Someone should tell these kids they now have their chance to MAGA. Every military recruiting office opens this morning at 9:00 a.m.
- Here's the problem. An Administration which constantly lies has no credibility. They haven't earned the right to just say, "Trust me."
- I've got to quick hit the other news:
- The Affluenza Teen (who is now 22) was arrested for allegedly testing positive for THC which could violate his probation.
- As he flashes a "horns down" sign, the quarterback for Highland Park announced he will sign with OU with his dad, who is the offensive coordinator for Auburn, looking on like a defeated parent in the background. (Video.)
- The Illinois Lt. Gov. went out and bought edibles in front of the press since they are now legal in that state.
- Thirty-nine Republican senators, including Cruz and Cornyn, signed a "friend of the court" brief supporting the overturning of Roe v. Wade.
- An employee was told she can't wear her hijab at a Chicken Express in Saginaw. They've since backtracked.
- Dr. Phil's house is for sale, and it has a staircase of snakes. (Side note: I had completely forgotten that we first learned of Dr. Phil when he was a jury consultant for Oprah when she was sued by the beef industry in Texas.)
- Hustler sent a somewhat shocking Christmas Card to members of Congress (but the magazine is pretty much an expert of free speech.)
- An unexpectedly cool gift I received over Christmas was a pair of Blink security cameras. They're great. Made by Amazon, the best part is that they run on two AA batteries and there's no monthly fee. They say the battery life is two years. #NotAnAd
1.02.2020
Random Thursday Morning Thoughts
- We now resume our regularly scheduled program.

Photo courtesy of Mrs. LL (Copyright. Trademarked. Patent Pending. All Rights Reserved. 2020) - Thanks to all those who messaged me tips while I was in Washington. I greatly appreciate it.
- I don't know why it stuck with me, but on Tuesday I was standing next to a young couple looking at a row of presidential portraits and she asked her husband, "Who is the most unpopular one?" Now that's a great question. But he quickly responded, "That one. Andrew Jackson." I did a silent, "Whoa! Whoa! Hold on there, buddy." She then immediately asked him why and he said, "The Trail of Tears." I almost wanted to start up a conversation, but it would be kind of hard to start with, "Sure that was bad but . . . . "

Jackson has a statue in Lafayette Square - Christmas and New Year's on a Wednesday isn't that bad. Depending on where you work, you might get more time off than if it were on a Monday or a Friday.
- I absolutely do not understand the Winter Classic hockey game. When it was first announced, I didn't think it would be half full. There were over 85,000 at the Cotton Bowl. I don't get it.
- How in the world do we celebrate a war criminal having a clothing line?
- At least you didn't have to start your year off by dressing up as a Blooming Onion.
- It drives me nuts how politicians rush to get in front of the cameras after every high profile shooting. After the White Settlement incident, Lt. Dan Patrick had no business rushing up here.
- And the Tarrant County Sheriff had no business rushing to the cameras either. He didn't even have jurisdiction. It was a White Settlement PD case (which really wasn't a "case" since the would-be defendant was dead.)
- I kept waiting for the national press to ask, "There's really a place named White Settlement?"
- I saw where Lindsey Graham golfed with Trump on December 29th. Before my next trial, can I golf with one of my upcoming jurors?
- This happened while I was away. (If you aren't following the "Brimley/Cocoon Line" on Twitter, you're missing one of life's little joys.)
- How was there not more outrage about this?
- This would be a great tradition if you have a young kid.
- This got my attention from the Update's funeral announcement. "SERVICES for Oleta Nix, 95, and Joseph Nix, 100, both formerly of Bridgeport . . . are pending at Hawkins-Bridgeport."
- I'm not a baseball guy, but I knew Don Larsen, who died yesterday, pitched a perfect game in the World Series. Did you know for his career he went 81-91 and in 1954 went 3-21?
- I used to watch the first 30 minutes of The Today Show religiously, but I haven't seen it in years. But this week I got to see some of it including a highlight reel of the "fun" they've had in 2019. Long time readers will recall I used to have Ann Curry in my proverbial cross-hairs. But I think I'd take her over Hoda. That lady's Fake Excitement Face needs to reeled in. I had that same Unexplained Abnormal Visceral Reaction Syndrome that used to come with watching Curry.
- Being a D.C. expert, I have the credentials to tell you that Texas gaining three house seats is a big deal.
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