8.07.2014

Oh, That Good Ol' Day Justice




I really don't know much about this, but here's a site which has collected information and Internet posts about the hangings over the years.

Chinese Action Movie Being Filmed



Wait for it.

Is it wrong for me to think that would have been really cool in 3D?

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts


  • Horrible and weird: Moped rider death on I-35 in Fort Worth last night. (Picture.)
  • Someone caught a picture of some insane green and gold lighting being tested at the new Baylor Stadium last night. (And for Baylor fans only, take a look at this fun drill the receivers did yesterday.)
  • A bunch of reporters were taking pictures of Tiger Woods empty parking slot at the PGA Tournament before he showed up yesterday. One of the funniest tweets about it read, “Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot!”  Dated but funny.
  • Ann Coulter, in light of the doctor contracting Ebola on a mission trip, wrote a column asking why do Christians have to go to Africa at all when we've got enough problems in the U.S. She'll troll you, but that is at least thought provoking. 
  • Had three horrible dreams last night -- and I do mean shockingly horrible. And that doesn't include one where all my teeth broke and fell out. 
  • A Facebook friend posted a picture of the front page of the Bridgeport Index from 1971. One of the stories was the death of a seven year old named Robby Renner who had hit his head on the curb after a bicycle fall. I don't remember that at all, and there are a lot of Decatur names listed as relatives and pallbearers. Made me think about middle-agers who say, "We never wore bike helmets back in the day, and we did just fine."
  • Had no idea I was listening to music and bells from local churches. The sound bounces around crazily around the square. 
  • "WAGONER, Okla. — A public school teacher was arrested Monday after police say she showed up at school for her first day of work under the influence of alcohol and without her pants." Hey, cut her a break. Those in-service days are a beating. And pants make it that much worse. 
  • Dallas is thinking about implementing "sex offender free" zones, but Channel 8 had a great interview last night with a convicted sex offender about the issue. He basically pointed out that he did his prison time and satisfied all of his parole. Now he can't get a job anywhere and Dallas is going to make it tougher to just find a place to live. His crime: At age 21, he had sex with a 16 year old.
  • Had quite a few people send me the footage of "Karma, the surfboarding pig." Our pig still has trouble with non-carpeted floors. 
  • Jerry Jones' son picks up gals on the Sunset Strip and takes them to the Cowboys party bus. (I saw Fox Sports' Jay Glazer in the beginning getting out and I'd love to have a roster of who else was on there.) The New York Post is a couple of days behind . . . 


8.06.2014

This Is A Little Bizarre


I think it is strange that a former Tarrant County judge can be beaten to death in his law office in Lubbock and it doesn't even get a blip on the local news. (Unless, of course, I missed it.)

I was also very surprised to learn he practiced for a brief while in Wise County.  Maybe he did transactional law and never came to the courthouse.

It's Time To Lower The Texas Flag to Half Staff


Marilyn Burns, who played Sally Hardesty in 1974’s hit horror movie ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre,’ has died . She was 65 years old.

Never has an actress screamed more than in the ending scenes of that movie.

We Demand a Brett Shipp Investigation!


Super Model Throwing Out The First Pitch



She admitted she was pretty liquored up.

From Paradise, Texas

Link.

Above The Fold - Bonus Edition


Maybe I'm getting old, but that's just weird. 

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts



  • Had a buddy tell me yesterday there's a ride at Six Flags which still has the-pretty-much-banned-from-TV Speedy Gonzales character. He also told me that little kids today have no idea who the Looney Tunes characters are. 
  • For what seems to be about a year now, I've heard recorded bells and then music coming from the Wise County courthouse bell tower at the top of the hour. I'm pretty sure they sneak in a hymn every now and then. 
  • Those old flat wooden ice cream spoons were the equivalent of nails on a chalk board to me. 
  • "Deep seated" and not "deep seeded"?
  • I was reading an article about how executions are depicted in the movies and learned about The Execution of Mary Stuart which was made in 1895, is 18 seconds long, produced by Thomas Edison and is shocking. Yeah, I know it's not real but that grainy footage gives it a creepy feel. 
  • Rick Perry has been going around saying illegal aliens have caused 3,000 homicides in Texas in the last six years. That has to be a lie.
  • That tobacco/smoke shop that burned in Jeterville a couple of years back is still a mass of charred rubble with no effort having been made to clean it up. 
  • A 13 year old from Rhome is listed in the Update's obits today. Did  I miss a story on this?
  • Sen. John Cornyn has matured over the years.
  • It happens incredibly rarely, but I'll have brief moments of paranoia -- just a complete irrational fear about a subject. I can't imagine suffering from that on a routine basis.  
  • ESPN and, I think, every local TV station refused to report the Jerry Jones "story" about the photos yesterday. 
  • I mentioned a Greenville, Texas lawyer was arrested for murder a week or so ago, but amazingly the city will not release the arrest warrant affidavit to the media and is stalling by seeking an attorney general's opinion on the issue. That's ridiculous. That's clearly subject to an open records  request. 
  • I completely forgot about Hard Knocks last night. 
  • I watched some of Teen Jeopardy over the weekend. In some respects, it can be harder than the adult version when they fire off some category which is right in a teen's wheelhouse. 



8.05.2014

Above The Fold

Kid Goes Full Throttle On Mickey Mouse

24 second video.

I don't know where that deep seeded anger came from, but that little fellow has a lot of rage inside him. Maybe because Mickey Mouse and all those old Disney characters were pretty spare, and the kid realized it at an early age. Looney Tunes was the way to go, and this kid intends to let Mickey know that.

Uh, Oh. Mrs. Jones Is Not Going To Be Pleased.

Link

Edit: Deadspin has the story behind the photos. We got some full fledged CRAZY going on. And it ain't Jones. 

Jet Ski Accident In Front Of A "Hey, Now"



There's something not quite right about this. I'm not calling it fake, but my skepticism guard is on red alert.

Kate Upton Just Killing It With A Smile




Just Saving A Gal From A Potential Dog Attack



A lot of courage. A lot of dogs with ADHD.

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts


  • The Pulp Fiction "pig talk" speech has been going through my head a lot lately. And the Family Pig now makes huge holes in the flower bed in order to make it a pig bed.
  • I always try to live with low expectations. Thank goodness.
  • I got in a silly Twitter fight on Friday night. A DPS lawyer mentioned it to me yesterday at a hearing yesterday since apparently she watched it go down. I had to use the phrase, "I'm very embarrased." But apparently she was highly entertained. 
  • James Brady died yesterday. About a year after his death he was shot, when I was still young but old enough to know better, I told an insensitive joke to my brother about him. I don't think I'll ever forget the disgust in my brother's face. I don't think I've ever told an insensitive joke since. [Ok, ok. I screwed that up originally.]
  • Someone made a great point yesterday in the comments about whether the restaurant "Pole Position" (formally Ricky Bobby's) would be sued by the 1980s video game manufacturer. I actually thought the same thing during my jog yesterday. (Note: I mentioned the name change yesterday and today there's a story about it in the Star-Telegram.)
  • We actually had two motorcycle deaths over the weekend. 
  • The "immigration crisis" has run it's course. It's time for a new crisis.
  • I listen to stuff while I jog that makes me happy. I'll be smiling so broadly that people smile back when I meet them because they know exactly that what is going into my ears must be really funny. Or they think I'm crazy.
  • I could listen to Jerry Jones talk all day long. It is so insane. 
  • I was at a Subway restaurant yesterday and there was some salesman at a table talking to a young couple. She was pregnant and the guy was really putting the sales pitch on strong, but I couldn't hear what he was trying to sell them. I so wanted to just pull up a chair to see if they were about to get ripped off. 
  • There seems to be a more than 50% chance that both Tony Romo and Tiger Woods are done.
  • Deadspin.com went after over-rated columnist Peter King yesterday.  I think the BagofNothing guy is a big fan. I went on a rant about King last year.



8.04.2014

And Another - Texas


It it takes Texas to rally 2014 in over the record breaking year of 2013, so be it.

Story.