Heisman Trophy Winner Just Entered Crabgate!

Link.

This news broke thirty minutes ago and the comedy has already started:

Nailed it. RT @MadeByTim: lobs pic.twitter.com/f73b8IH4Se
— Sam Werner (@SWernerPG) April 30, 2014

Edit: Another funny one.

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

• That NBA reaction to Sterling came with lynch mob speed. We learned of his remarks on Saturday and the hammer is brought down on Tuesday. Have we ever seen a league reaction like that? 
• And make no mistake, the NBA is not acting out of social justice. It's about the almighty dollar. They were on the verge of a player revolt and advertisers were backing out at a rapid speed. They saw their empire crumbling.
• On Monday Mark Cuban says he wasn't sure about punishing Sterling for his private speech because it would be a "slippery slope." Less than 24 hours later he supported the decision to ban Sterling "100%".
• Now a kid in North Fort Worth has been bitten by a rapid rabid skunk. {Edit: Although he probably was rapid as well.]
• Hey, Nemesis: Matt Garza Martin Perez [Edit: Dogpile deserved.] gave up 8 hits and 8 earned runs in 4 2/3 innings last night. With Yu Darvish having his shortest start ever the night before, is the landslide finally about to happen?
• The Sophomore In The House told me last night that I had to wear pink today. Why? She said it was the tenth anniversary of Mean Girls. (I'm afraid I let her down.)
• I mentioned yesterday a Wise County JP who had been late to set bonds on inmates and within thirty minutes someone commented asking what my point was and that "Nancy Pelosi is a blithering idiot." I'm putting that guy in the Liberally Lean Hall Of Fame For Nonlinear Thinking. 
• The Terri Johnson tribute video is touching but I'm not sure about the $25 price to buy it or download an HD version. Where does that money go?
• And yesterday, the Messenger received some Facebook heat for mentioning in the Update that "Friends of the Johnson family have started a fund to hire domestic help to assist Johnson’s husband and sons with cleaning, laundry etc."  
• Vaguely remember the Texas Tech chess team coach who left the school taking the whole team with her. We learned yesterday that she departed after her demand for $250,000 salary and $150,000 for her husband (also a coach) was rejected. She left and took the team to Webster University in St. Louis which has since won two straight national titles. Checkmate? 
• Oklahoma screwed up an execution last night where (stay with me here) the inmate died. As crazy as this sounds, it's incompetence like this which will lead to the abolition of the death penalty.
• Rick Perry was baptized in an "historic creek." I'm trying to confirm that afterwards a voice was heard saying, "This is my Governor; with him even I do not understand the Texas electorate."

Above The Fold

911 Calls In The Terri Johnson Incident

Dallas News | myFOXdfw.com

Is This Too Harsh?

You say something in private and in your home and that conversation gets illegally recorded and then leaked. You're then fined $2.5 million and "banned" from a team that you own?

Seems to be overkill.

"Boy, that escalated quickly."

But things aren't all bad:

If Donald Sterling is forced to sell the Clippers, team will go for no less than $1 billion. Bought for $12M in 1981.
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) April 29, 2014

And The Award For Craziest Story Of The Day/Week/Year Goes To . . .

Fort Worth vet accused of keeping dog alive for blood transfusions. http://t.co/FaL7QMwSES
— Deanna Boyd (@deannaboyd) April 29, 2014

Double Take

Mrs. LL pointed this guy out to me who was on the NBC Nightly News last night as a commentator. He's USC law* professor Jody Armour.

I just wanted to post the picture. Haven't seen anything quite like that since Phil Spector:

*Edit: After I wrote this, I became curious what the tuition was for USC Law School. Oh, my. $55,084 a year.  That's insane.

Let's Do The White Guy Dance

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• One story buried in the Fox 4 newscast last night was that a Farmer's Branch boy had been bitten by a rabid skunk. Not just potentially rapid. The thing has tested positive for rabies. Isn't that a big deal? 
• Got word yesterday that a Justice of the Peace who didn't get to the jail until mid-afternoon to set bonds for inmates who had been arrested the night before. (And, no, it had nothing to do with the Terri Johnson tragedy.) Yeah, I know you don't care about inmates, but there are a bunch of family members who are inconvenienced when someone is six hours late. And Sheriff's Office personnel are inconvenienced as well. This is a continuing problem. 
• A mass shooting at a Fed Ex building near Atlanta this morning but with a twist. Six were injured but the only one dead is the gunman. 
• The Supreme Court will hear arguments today whether the cops can search your phone without a warrant. The standard has always been whether an individual has a "reasonable expectation of privacy" in the thing that was searched before the search can be declared illegal. Man, my "reasonable expectations" have dramatically changed over the years when it comes to electronic communications. 
• Sports: (1) Former Longhorn great Earl Thomas just signed a $40 million extension with the Seahawks with a guaranteed $27.7 million. That's a ton of guaranteed money for the NFL. (2) I've heard "Cowboys expert" Bryan Broaddus a few times on The Fan and he always makes me want to scream because he won't say anything worthwhile. I finally figure out why: He works for DallasCowboys.com which means he works for a media company hired by the Cowboys which pretty much means he works for the Cowboys. (3) Tony Romo and Jason Witten were on the first row of the Mav's game last night catching lots of camera time. Romo has been acting like Johnny Football this off-season. (4) Speaking of, it would be fantastic if the Cowboys were able to land Manziel. I don't care what it costs or how it impacts the team. I'm talking about entertainment. (5) Man, I'm already tired of this Clippers-Owner-is-A-Racist story.
• "Jury gives Fort Worth man 5 years probation in choking death." That case sounds like a mess, but I'm surprised that the story says the defendant had appealed the case. If he wants the case reversed and an acquittal entered, fine. If he wants a retrial, he's an idiot. 
• Mrs. LL and I watched a little of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back last night. Man, that cast of characters was an A List then and even moreso now.  
• HBO had an Ann Richards documentary on last night. I've got it recorded, and it sounds great. 
• Toyota announced yesterday that it was moving 3,000 jobs to Plano and some are giving Gov. Rick Perry credit since he had gone to California last year to solicit business. Any chance he got word that the Toyota move was imminent so he made the trip to set up a credit grab?
• Edie Brickell is looking both old and kind of hot . . . 

That Was Pretty Intense

Meterologist Matt Laubhan, of WTVA in Tupelo, Mississippi warning his viewers of today's tornado.

And Another X 2

 Houston.

(Thanks emailer.)

Florida. Edit: Nevermind. I posted Ms. Florida last week. I'm an idiot. Double edit: Maybe not. Second student?

Random Thing That Bugged Me

Everyone large group needs to have a spokesperson. I've got no problem with that. And this guy is called upon by the media all the time to give a statement on behalf of DPS.  His Saturday evening was spent making statements about the Terri Johnson accident.

What seemed odd to me was the production value that DPS put into his statements. There was a DPS vehicle in the background with it emergency lights providing background ambiance. This wasn't at the scene of the crash. I don't even think he was in Wise County.  The vehicle was intentionally placed there as a prop.

Just seemed a little tricked up for such a sad situation.

Pete Delkus Is The TMZ Of Weather

Remember last week?:

Yep. He nailed it.

But I want to back track and apologize to TMZ. Even though they may be sensational and over the top, they are generally accurate. Delkus is all of those things without the accuracy.

I've dogged the guy for years because he's like the boy who cried wolf. And at  some point everyone will stop listening to him. The possibility exists that one day he'll scream "Tornado!!!", it will come, and people will die because no one took shelter. Why? Oh, you know, it was just Delkus saying the same old crap.

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• I really didn't deal with Terri Johnson very often, but I did have an extended conversation with her once at a wedding at the old Ruben's Ball Room. I don't easily get drawn into a conversation but she had me rambling on and on in no time. Sweet lady.
• I saw where JP Mandy Hays was called to pronounce her dead at the scene. If there hadn't been a reason to repeal that archaic Texas law, there is one now. 
• The LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, is in the news for being a racist, but I was struck by what a horrible person the girlfriend was in baiting him into the comments while secretly recording it. 
• I was surprised that President Obama commented on those remarks, but what he said was pretty good: "When ignorant folks want to advertise their ignorance, you don’t have to do anything, you just let them talk.”
• It took forever for the "mainstream media" to run with the story simply because it broke on TMZ.
• Pope John Paul began a Saint this weekend. One the "miracles" used to grant him Sainthood was the alleged curing of a brain aneurysm of a Costa Rica woman. Uh, she saw him on TV and that's how she was cured. 
• You want to see a crazy house explosion? This mansion in Illinois is gone. Photo. Story.
• The Rains County deputy who shot the dog and got fired because of it hired the attorney who often appears on Fox 4 as a commentator. The lawyer decided to have a press conference on Friday afternoon which seems odd for a media savvy guy who should know that no one hears about any news which occurs on Friday afternoon. 
• Both Girls In The House played in the same softball game on Saturday, but the more curious aspect of the game was the scorekeeper who brought his own PA system. In between innings he would play songs and that's where the comedy came in. As the game went by, they got crazier and crazier. By the third inning he had played The Wobble and Flo Rida's Low.
• I told a joke in an Ali G voice over the weekend and I've never seen so many confused looks from the Family Unit. 
• Attorney General Candidate Dan Patrick once called Connie Chung's Eye to Eye program "Slanted Eye to Eye."
• Mrs. LL played in her own softball game this weekend that had to be cut short when the umpire had a heat stroke and an ambulance had to be called. 
• We watched Gravity over the weekend. I can only guess that it needed to be seen in 3D on the big screen. I give it a meh.
• Sports thoughts: (1) Vince Carter's last second game winner against the Spurs was fantastic (I saw it after that fact -- my Mavs ban is still in effect). The Star-Telegram had a great photo of it. It was ruined by Mark Cuban running onto the court immediately after it in another "look at me" moment.  (2) The NBA proves how ridiculous the game is by this travel by Jeremy Lin. (3) Nemesis update: I can't complain about the performance of Ross, Lewis, and Harrison over the weekend. 
• I watched most of the Hillsborough 30 for 30 documentary over the weekend and had to hit pause at one time as I teared up while a lady explained how she never saw her son again after he walked out the door. I fired off a, "Oh, man. I'm sorry" as I looked at Mrs. LL. She said, "What?" as she looked up from her phone. (But she did finish the kitchen painting project and it looks fantastic.)

Wise County Woman Doing Some Snake Wrangling This Weekend

Facebook video. (Not sure if it will work.)

Breaking

......confirmed deadly wrong way driver crash on 287 outside of Decatur involving Justice of the Peace Terri Johnson.

Edit: Based upon news I'm getting on Saturday night, this is going to be horrible.

Edit: Star-Telegram's first post.

Edit: Good lord, she was the wrong way driver. Possibly a seizure.

Edit: Messenger has a couple of photos.

Random Vehicle Fire

@DFWscanner wb I 20 just before New York ave in Arlington pic.twitter.com/ODuEDSftI4
— Ray Cartwright (@rayscartwright) April 26, 2014

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