Amanda Bynes Watch

In court after her Throwing Away Bong arrest last night.  Pure sexiness.

Next stop: Being on the side of the road with a Walmart bag over her head faking an assault.

Texas Lawmakers. A $20,000 Restaurant Bill. And Lobbyists' Credit Cards.

Story.

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

• So why exactly did Rick Perry need to immediately release a statement condemning the Boy Scouts for its decision on gay members? It's a private organization. Doesn't that smack of Big-Government-We-Are-Watching-You for him to express his opinion? 
• Random Wise County Facebook post: "I don't believe this; I was a boyscout and now they are going to let sodomy; gays, queers and fags in the scouts. So much for anything pure anymore I think I'm going to go puke."
• Got the new refrigerator installed. I was excited to use the in door ice-maker only to see a handwritten sign from Mrs. LL that read, "Don't use the ice-maker yet." (And its got some funking lights inside. I almost expect to hear some type of heavenly music when I open it.)
• A guy analyzes the final episode of Save By The Bell which just celebrated its 20th anniversary. Funny.
• From the Update: "BALLET PERFORMANCE – Wise Performing Arts Guild’s ballet production of 'The Arabian Nights' has sold out its Saturday, June 15 performance." Arabian Nights? Isn't there some good 'merican play they could perform?
• The most screwed up television sports graphic in the history of ever. 
• "NEW YORK (WABC) -- Actress Amanda Bynes was arrested in Midtown Manhattan Thursday night after she allegedly tossed a bong out her 36th-floor window." That girl's wheels are just flying off in every direction.
• The Jodi Arias jury ended up deadlocked so a new jury will have to be empaneled to decided life or death. And even though they won't have to deliberate guilt/not guilt, the State will still have to put on all the evidence of the murder so get ready for weeks and weeks of testimony. (In Texas, a deadlocked jury in a capital murder trial means automatic life. Probably a good idea.) 
• But the judged declared a mistrial after only 13 hours of deliberations when the trial took five months?
• My dream news story would be Arias and Sheriff Joe having an illicit relationship behind bars which leads to her escape.  
• Dallas Cowboy Josh Brent is back in court today as prosecutors claim he drank alcohol and tried to tamper with his ankle monitor (known as a SCRAM device.) Three years ago I pointed out this article which shows how the "violation reports" from that company can be very, very wrong.  I hope his defense lawyers are aware of that. 
• This is my 15,486th blog post with just under a quarter of a million comments published . I've got my faults but one thing you can say about me: I'm disciplined and dependable. I'm always here. 
• I ask this every three months: Whatever happened to the cop who shot the unarmed guy 40 something times in front of his girlfriend after a chase? Fox 4, where art thou? 
• On the evening of the Oklahoma tornado I decided to listen to an Oklahoma City news radio station via IHeartRadio.com.  At one point, the host let the audience know that the broadcast was being simulcast on various sister radio stations and he listed them off. One was "101.9 The Twister." 
• And in Guys Who Wear The White Hat news . . . 

Hot Chick Fakes Her Own Assault To Get Boyfriend Back

PLEASANT GROVE, Alabama - A woman found on a Pleasant Grove roadside Tuesday with a Walmart bag over her head has been criminally charged after authorities found she made up the ordeal.

Pleasant Grove police today charged 19-year-old Kayla B. Earl with False Reporting to Law Enforcement. The crime is a misdemeanor.

Investigators said Earl, of Hueytown, was trying to lure back her estranged boyfriend with sympathy when she told lawmen she was attacked in a Pleasant Grove cemetery. A Jefferson County sheriff's deputy on patrol spotted the woman about 5 a.m. in the dirt just off the road near Five Acre Road. She appeared unconscious. More.

Oh, it's the same old love story. Guy meets hot girl. Guy dates hot girl. Guy breaks up with hot girl once he discovers there's a ton of cray cray under that hot skin. Girl decides to put herself in the dirt with a Walmart sack over her head in order to get guy back. Man, this makes me long for my younger days.  My exes would use a Gibson's or Kmart sack, but the sentiment was just as earnest. The love of a crazy hot chick is just hard to shake. 

Update: Welcome To The Mean Streets Of Southlake

News 8 has confirmed victim in Southlake shooting is Juan Guerrero Chapa. A mexican natl. believed to work for drug cartel. He's an attorney
— Rebecca Lopez (@rlopezwfaa) May 23, 2013

Obama Prom Pictures Released

The man was owning the place even back then. (Story.)

Random Ad On Facebook For Bridgeport Club

Curious about "Charla Corn" and found this . . .

I Used To Hear Years Ago That Disneyland Was Coming To Wise County

Is this the west Fort Worth "theme park" we've always heard about? Announcement June 1 online.wsj.com/article/PR-CO-…
— Bud Kennedy (@BudKennedy) May 23, 2013

There's still a lot of open land in northwest Tarrant County that borders Wise County, and Bud Kennedy wonders if the equivalent of Disneyland is finally coming. I've never heard of The DreamVision Company but it seems like they want to be the next Walt Disney. But, lordy, they need someone who can write a press release!!

The only applicable sentence is this: "The DreamVision Company will officially announce their industry platform including the DreamVision award winning proprietary CGI Animation production studios, global theme park and resort development and family entertainment including music and theatrical."

Montague County Releases Video Of Deputy Shot By Colorado Man Who Was Later Killed In Wise County

If you didn't know the deputy survived, he did.

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

• Modern Family is back to being good this season. It may be about the only sit-com I watch.
• I finally watched a 30 for 30 episode on former "Robo-quarterback" Todd Marinovich. Good stuff. He was out of the NFL in two years back in the 1990s and addicted to drugs. "What happened to Todd Marinovich?" the film asks. Easy answer: A crazy over-bearing dad. 
• Finally checked back in on Dennis Prager yesterday. He was laughing about how anyone who takes the Fifth Amendment at trial or asks for a lawyer when contacted by the police could be anything other than guilty. He sounded like a Fourth Grader, and I was actually embarrassed for him. He actually took one call from a guy who tried to explain that those rights are in something called the Constitution, but he cut him off. 
• Congressional hearings are not about truth finding. They are about sound bites. 
• An incredible bridge fire and collapse in Lampasas County. 
• From the Star-Telegram story on prior murders in Southlake: (1) Dr. Scott C. Stone Jr. flew to Southlake in 1999 from North Carolina and ambushed his ex-wife, also a physician, while she was jogging. He then killed himself , and (2) In 1994, Terence O’Regan stabbed his estranged wife because he was afraid that she would reveal his “penchant for cross-dressing.”  They go large. 
• I don't have much of an opinion on the Boy Scouts/Gays controversy. I still believe private organizations can do whatever they want to do. 
• But on WBAP this morning, Hal Jay suggested there just be a "Gay Boy Scouts" group. "I don't care," he said. "I'd by cookies from them." Co-host Brian Estridge said, "They [the cookies] might be better." Estridge, who might be part caveman, would get in a lot of trouble for a lot of his comments if anyone ever heard them on the radio.
• We put a little bell on the new puppy because we're all scared of stepping on her. Then we realized she likes to do gymnastics in the middle of the night. 
• There was lots of publicity of sexual assaults by SMU students over the last couple of years, but one kid was found not guilty yesterday of such an offense in Dallas. I love this part: The prosecutors asked the judge to allow the jury to consider lesser charges (just in case the jury didn't believe the sexual assault charge). The judge denied it telling them, "You do all or nothing here." It's kind of like saying, "You indicted the case that way, now lets see if you backed it up." They didn't. 
• That was a pretty quick "hung jury" note in the Jodi Arias trial. I wonder if we already have a couple of people saying, "We can sit here for years, but I'm not giving that lady the death penalty."
• If you missed the Jose Canseco story yesterday, you've got to read it. He's either crazy or doing the best job of "getting out in front of a story" in the history of ever. 
• Ain't no way I'm running a video camera three feet away from a guy with blood on his hands who is holding murder weapons and talking like a crazy man. 

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Craziest Thing You'll See All Day

Link.

Texas House Votes To Make Drug Testing Companies Rich

Story.

Beauty Queens Throwing Out First Pitch At Padres Game

Throwing heat in high heels. Truly America's past-time. (Video.)

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

• Arizona has an odd death penalty phase for their capital murder trials: A witness just gets to stand up and address the jury without being questioned or cross-examined. Jodi Arias did it yesterday. And, boy, was it odd. She asked for life in prison instead of death with all the emotion of a corporate power point presentation.
• Odd breaking news: "A man killed by an FBI agent Wednesday morning in Orlando was friends with the Boston bombing suspects, according to a report in the Orlando Sentinel." The FBI doesn't get involved in a lot of shootings, do they? 
• I flew by the radio version of the Mike Huckabee Show on Monday and there was a guest host who was taking calls on the very, very tired topic of the use of the term "African-American." One caller said, "I read less than 3% of those people have even been to Africa, and I bet 85% of them couldn't find it on a map."  He was not rebuked. And the GOP wonders why it has a problem. 
• We get a new refrigerator tomorrow that has a water/ice dispenser in the door -- something I've never owned in my life. 
• Re: The Athletic Director shakeup in Paradise ISD. Something seems extremely out of sorts but I can't get a handle on it. (And I'm sorry that I can't post all the comments but some contain factual assertions that are pushing it.)
• Note to Family Pup: If you don't stop standing on my back at 4:30 a.m. and licking my ear because you want your belly rubbed, we're gonna have a talk. 
• How in the world did the Norman Transcript get the death count so wrong yesterday -- the headline said at least 91 were dead. Obviously, we have a "cover-up", a "lie", and an attempt to "deceive the American people." Or it could just be a mistake based upon bad information. 
• But how in the world did "only" 24 people die in that thing? 
• I don't know why there seemed to be a huge argument last night on Twitter between people I follow on the pronunciation of ".gif".  Some say with a long G and some say you pronounce it like "jiff." I've always pronounced it like the latter which is apparently how the inventor pronounced it as well. 
• The odds of there being a news report about a post-disaster community "coming together" or being "resilient"? 100%.
• Schools letting out school early yesterday or parents picking up their kids early was bizarre. The fact a tornado hit two school in Oklahoma does not mean that tornadoes are attracted to schools. 
• If the purpose of a strike is to annoy another person (to call attention to your concern), the hunger strike seems to have the concept backwards.
• Picture of the Tea Party protests of the IRS in Fort Worth yesterday. 
• From the Update: "The CSCOPE lesson plans had been criticized by many for teaching 'anti-American' and 'anti-Christian' values . . . ."  Define "many".
• I never thought I would think much again about Fuzzy Zoeller and friend chicken, but Sergio Garcia brought it all back to the forefront yesterday. 
• The Rangers lost last night 1-0 with Yu Darvish on the mound. Is there anything sillier than a pitcher's won/loss record? Darvish gets a loss for a performance we would beg for in every single game. 

Above The Fold

The Video Behind The Iconic Photograph

I posted the pic yesterday, and today it seems to have become "the photo" which will always be associated with the Moore tornado.  The video behind it doesn't show that moment, but the couple does make an appearance as they look for (presumably) their remaining child at the 1:20 mark.

But what a gut wrenching video.  You feel for the kids, the parents, and the teachers.

Tell Me This Video Labeled "Pete updating the newsroom on today's weather potential" Is Staged . . .

 . . . with interns who are forced to be in his audience while the camera was rolling.

"Help Us!"

If not, Delkus walking down the hallway would be the equivalent of the boss from Office Space coming at you.