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Uh. Oh. Deadspin Is Making Fun Of Texas Tech

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Misspelling or Pun?

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Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• I'm not sure I've ever seen a bigger question mark than the one that formed over Mrs. LL's head when she looked up and saw Dennis Rodman on This Week with George Stephanopoulos.
• I caught most of Office Space this weekend. Still funny. Very funny.
• On Friday evening Mrs. LL asked me "what I had planned" which gave me Slump Shoulders because I'm a bum and did want to do anything but stay home. Her reply? "Hey. Calm down. I'm sitting here in a tank top and sweat pants. You think I've got an agenda here?" Made me laugh.
• Sheriff Joe broke his shoulder and was hospitalized  Even though I can't stand the guy, I was sorry to see that happen. He's 80.
• Nolan Ryan will be out as Rangers president by the end of spring training? (And I love how the Star-Telegram breaks this story in a Randy Galloway column since they have agreements to share "sports stories" with other publications.)
• 85 degrees today?
• I helped (just a little) a guy this weekend who is moving into an apartment since he's getting a divorce. Talk about depressing. 
• Baseball question: This video is all about a pitcher taking out a runner trying to score from third. (Pretty crazy.) But no one notices the guy on second score even though the guy on third gets into a fight and never scores. So how does that go down in the boxscore?
• Anyone see the first episode of "The Bible" on The History Channel?
• Mrs. LL was sad because a teenage relative seemed depressed because she wasn't doing anything for Spring Break (and she's had a hard life -- mom died in a car wreck that she was in.) When I suggested we take her with us for for next week's trip, Mrs. LL teared up. She thought I was sweet. I was thinking that two teenagers will require less of an Entertain-Me-Factor than one. 
• Anyone see the end of the Baylor game on Saturday? With one second left they were tied with Kansas State and throwing the ball in under their own basket. A guy launches the full length of the court, no one touches it, and it goes out of ball. K-State takes possession under their own basket, throw it in, and sink a three pointer. Ball game. 
• I heard about the horrible story pictured below -- and it is horrible -- but what's up with the hat in the wedding photo? Is that some Jewish thing? Amish? 

Get Me This Dog!

Above The Fold

Sic 'Em Taking You Into The Weekend

The Final Countdown

Ok, this is besides the point, but is anyone else confused about that rope set up? That ain't a bungee cord. That's a rope. For 90% of this video I was saying to myself, "She's going to jump and swing on a rope that is tied to a cliff on the other side? Won't that just swing her into the side of the cliff? " I'm stunned this didn't turnout to be a Wyle E. Coyote stunt gone wrong.

Paradise, Texas Pastor Fears New Athletic Director Might Fire Coaches

Secondly, I am inviting all concerned people to a Sunday afternoon, March 3rd, Community Rally for our coaches at the new high school gymnasium at 5:00 p.m. Many community leaders will have the opportunity to speak words of testimony and affirmation for our coaches and their families. The evening will climax with a time of prayer. If you care I urge you make attending this rally a priority. I know this is short notice but I felt holding such a meeting going into Spring Break would be pointless. We will hear from athletes, booster club members, parents, along with others. Mainly we will pray and support our coaching families.

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And Another - Alabama

And 2013 comes out of the corner in March and throws a haymaker!

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Screaming Goats And Bon Jovi

So very dumb. So very funny.

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

• The "sequester" (what a weird word) may only impact 2% to 3% of the budget, but that will lead to a huge impact on tens of thousands of families who either have a job loss or a pay cut. The percentage may be small but the whole is large. For example, if you only had to walk across 2% of the country today, you'd have to walk over 50 miles.
• I haven't followed much of the Jody Arias trial, but she's now been on the stand for over 13 days. How is that possible? And I hope for an acquittal because I think Nancy Grace's head would actually explode, and I want to watch.
• A Texas attorney about to be sentenced to federal prison for cutting deals with a judge for money (among other things) took a taxi in the middle of the night to the middle of the bridge which connects Port Isabel and South Padre Island. He then jumped off of it. 
• I went to a Fourth Grade talent show last night -- might have been one of the cutest things I've ever seen.
• A major Republican leader in Wise County opined the other day that churches should teach more on the book of Leviticus because it has more quotes directly from God than any other book of the Bible. 
• Great hypothetical on The Ticket this morning: Would you rat out the Highland Park High School threat making guy for the $7,500 reward even though you would always be known as the guy who ratted by your high school peers?
• My internet connection in Decatur this morning is slower than dial-up. Seriously.
• "Florida man swallowed by sinkhole." That headline will get your attention. 
• From the Update -- Wise County guys competing in the bullriding event at Cowboys Stadium: Silvano Alves, Valdiron de Oliveira, Renato Nunes, Marco Eguchi. Is bullriding big with those from Mexico or Latin America?
• Viral pictures of the back of some hot girl who leads her man around the world. 
• I think Pastor Robert Jeffress could actually run the First Baptist of Dallas into the ground. That is, if anyone could, he could. 
• I'm very impressed with the guy who memorized the names and ranks of every soldier who died in Afghanistan. I'm also impressed with his handwriting and its neatness.

Might Want To Tap The Brakes On Arming Those School Teachers/Employees

They Thought The Smelled Something

Adidas Has Designed New . . .

. . . uniforms for the upcoming conference tournaments for a handful of teams. Sheesh. What are those? Zubaz pants?  And look at that team in that awful yellow. I would hate to be a fan who had to look . . . oh . . . no.

Good Grief

Another threatening note has been found at Highland Park H.S. "No reason to believe it's credible," text sent to parents says.
— WFAA TV (@wfaachannel8) February 28, 2013

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

• I use Google 99% of the time, but I can't remember the last time I began a search from Google's home page. 
• A new Texas Supreme Court judge, appointed by Rick Perry, says “The governor didn’t send me up here to accomplish a particular political agenda.” If he believes that statement he is shockingly naive.
• Oh, one more of his quotes on the cost of litigation: “I couldn’t afford myself as a lawyer.” And who bears the responsibility for that? 
• From the Update: "The Chico School Board did not take any action on the contract of middle school principal Maury Martin." That's pretty much the same thing as voting not to renew the contract, right? 
• I think the Highland Park High School terror scare is just a prank. But one thing bugs me: High school kids can't keep their mouth shut so it's stunning the perpetrator(s) haven't been caught yet. So could it be one disturbed kid?
• I guessing the South doesn't care much about the "there will be a new Pope" news.
• "FORT WORTH -- A motorist who suffered serious injuries in a single-car wreck Tuesday night had derogatory words written on his body." Get drunk in a room full of buddies armed with Sharpies?
• Mrs. LL went all day yesterday just drinking "homemade" vegetable drinks. She wants to go for 10 straight days. 
• Ranger Elvis Andrus new tattoo: Oh, my. (Facebook.)
• You guys are right. I did misuse the word "propensity" yesterday.
• The Mavs blew a 25 point lead last night (or so I've heard.) You're about to see a decade of bad basketball. 
• Van Cliburn once played before a NASCAR event at the Texas Motor Speedway, right? What an odd match.

Your Job Could Be Worse

I think I'd power down just walking to the truck.

(Spotted by Mrs. LL today.)