Can I Do With The Family Cat While She's Still Alive?

Hey, this story isn't my cup of tea but it is everywhere today.  And when the story included a video of the Helicopter Dead Cat, I couldn't resist.

Worst Woman In The World

At the :24 mark. (Animated gif here.)

And who would think one Donald Driver shoe would be in demand in the first place.

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• That's former Aggie QB Ryan Tannehill's wife or fiance (not sure if they are married yet.) He's with the Miami Dolphins now which explains the color choice. 
• Mrs. LL located a woman's softball team and played on it yesterday. I was a little nervous about that, but it seemed to work out pretty well. 
• Well, except for the, "You need to teach me how to bat" issue.
• I accidentally dug up some plant that Mrs. LL had apparently brought from her last home. Who knew? (The plant, with tremendous sentimental value, was saved. So was I.) 
• I also pulled up about 15 feet of metal edging (or whatever it is called) and put it out by the curb to be picked up. Within 30 minutes, some guy drove buy and took it. It was beat up so that really surprised me. 
• The new Mark Davis Show began on KSKY 660 this morning at 7:00. Well, actually 7:10 after they got through with commercials.
• I learned that in a double elimination tournament losing the first game puts you in a heck of a bind. Baylor and TCU had to win three straight for a chance to advance tonight. 
• A Chico church was allegedly vandalized over the weekend and its pastor was not pleased by the lack of concern from other area churches.
• "University Park mom accused of peddling child porn from her home."  And she's married to an attorney per the story.
• What is "socialcam" and why does it show up on Facebook everywhere? 
• Ticket News: The new board op for Bob and Dan and the Hardline was suspended? (See near the end of this post.)
• If "date night" is cancelled at the last minute you might as well call it "awkward night." 
• The Messenger had to report on the suicide in Bridgeport. It was in public and involved law enforcement. And it sounded horrific. That's a far cry from it happening in private. 

So What Happened In Bridgeport?

"Getting reports of a police standoff and possible shooting of the suspect in Bridgeport.  Near high school over by dry creek area.  Care flight, ambulances, etc.  one witness says suspect pulled out bloody from a pickup, probably shot an maybe dead. Police blocked the roads."

"40 Of The Most Powerful Photographs Ever Taken"

If you don't shed a tear at some point while you scroll down the list, there's something wrong.

Credit: Wordkyle for sending me this knowing I would like it.

Celebrity Death

Always thought he was pretty funny on that show.

Bizarre Bridgeport Woman's Death

Per Messenger.

Messenger Above The Fold

Waitress Contest Taking You Into The Weekend

More.

Big Tex?

Full press release here.

(And from The Department Of Things That Bug Only Me: The DPS press release says this guy was wanted for a parole violation and "larceny".  I don't think Texas law has used the term "larceny" since 1974. Now everything is grouped in the Theft statute at 31.01 of the Penal Code. DPS needs update those books down there.)

The Case That Keeps On Twisting

His lawyers want their client's bond revoked? That makes no sense.  I suppose that if the lawyer made his bond and he wasn't paid for the service as promised, he could pursue that avenue --- but he would be crazy to do it. Work the issue out with Zimmerman. Don't do something stupid like having him thrown  in jail which will only cause the nation's ethical spotlight to be turned on you.

And if the lawyer didn't make his bond, that tweet from the AP completely confuses me.

 (Haven't seen the full story on this yet.)

Edit (graphically):

We've Had A Rare Death Sentence For A Woman In Texas

Story.

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

• David Dewhurst calling press conference to announce the endorsement of Craig James, who got 4% of the vote, is comical. There is no question that many, many people in Lubbock who would have otherwise stayed home on election day will now go to the polls to vote against Dewhurst. Seriously, that stunt will have a negative net effect.
• The little girl that was allegedly accidentally shot by her father in a home by Alliance Airport will cause questions to be asked.  
• I hate the new Half Marathon route for the Dallas (not White Rock) Marathon. The run through high-tone Uptown and Highland Park -- my favorite part -- has been abandoned.
• Pete Delkus said that today will be the most beautiful day for the rest of the summer based upon the low humidity, sun, mild temperatures and winds. I think he is right.
• Lil Wayne tried to go to the Spurs/Thunder game last night but was turned away because . . . he didn't have a ticket. Refreshing. 
• I say, "Oh, my body" a lot these days. 
• For all those attending high school graduation ceremonies: Try not to let the fact that the knuckleheads sitting by your son or daughter are also graduating diminish your excitement. 
• Unemployment rose to 8.2% this morning. Fox News is almost giddy.
• The Messenger seems obsessed with the Ennis man's child porn case. 
• Odd: The Family Unit has the College Softball World Series bracket on our refrigerator and we've all chosen a team. I might be responsible for that odd behavior.
• Get your Purple Drank on!: Honey Boo Boo from Toddlers and Tiaras is getting her own reality show.
• Someone explain this Marriott/Gaylord Texan deal to me. Marriott paid millions for the right to manage the hotels?  I guess now they'll get paid to manage it and maybe take a small portion of the profits?
• The Vanderbilt football coach is in hot water for saying he won't hire an assistant coach until he sees their wife. 
• Some people won't read Random Thoughts until they look at the RTG. 

Sounds A Little Crazy

I saw a couple of tweets from news sources that said he had been found guilty on a count and then the judge sent the jury back to deliberate on the remaining charges. Within the hour, there was a not guilty verdict on one count and a mistrial on all the others due to a hung jury.

And there's a huge difference between being a bad guy and a criminal.  And, yeah, he's a bad guy. One of the best articles I read almost a year ago on why he might be acquitted is here. It explains a lot.

And Another - New York

This one's a school librarian who got arrested in a sting operation yesterday. It's a year for the ages.

Yet Another Chapter In The Downfall Of America

Yahoo – A California pitcher finished his team’s last regular-season home game with 20 strikeouts … and was only kept from a shot at a complete-strikeout game because he was removed with one out remaining. Ryan Olson, the budding star in question, is a junior hurler for Upland (Calif.) Western Christian School. He’s the newest name in the school’s arsenal of strong pitching, with his final home outing of the regular season — a 6-0 victory against Murietta (Calif.) Calvary Murrieta School — proof of his dominance. Olson completely dominated the Calvary Murrieta hitters, striking out 20 batters in 6 2/3 innings. Yet, Olson’s dominance wasn’t enough to earn him a complete game, for what many might consider a rather noble reason: He was removed to make way for a senior pitcher because the home finale also served as Western Christian’s senior day.


As most of you know, I have one year's experience coaching a bad pre-teen girl's softball team so I'm imminently qualified to fire off a hot sports opinion here.


Noble reason? You've got to be kidding me. Look, this kid is not only about to throw a perfect game but a perfect game composed of all strike-outs. And the coach is going to break that up so a senior can come in and pitch on Senior Day? Who gives a flying flip about Senior Day? It's May. Every day is Senior Day for those slackers. And if you want to do Mr.-Put-Me-In-The-Game-Because-I-Managed-Not-To-Flunk-Out a favor, tell him, "If you don't get your act in gear you'll spend the rest of your life on the bench watching others do great things. And you're watching something really great right now." Then I'd slap him up side the head and watch little Nolan Ryan on the mound mow down # 21.  


Then I'd call the local paper and tell them how I taught that pitcher everything he knows. Might even get my picture taken.  That's what makes America great.

And Another (From NY Post Yesterday)

It's not even June but we might as well hand the trophy to 2012. (Story.)

T. Boone Wins The Internet

(For those still unfamiliar with Twitter, Rapper Drake sends out the tweet of "The first million is the hardest. T. Boone then "retweets" it (the "RT") and adds his comment. Both have confirmed accounts.)