From The Email Bag

"Artist Rendering If Rhome Was Beautiful And Load Not Lost"

"Here is some not so exciting breaking news . . .

"287 NB service road in Rhome at Fm 3433 has been shut down by TxDOT. Apparently one of those big ass windmill electricity things fell off the truck hauling it. I heard them mention closing down the railroad as well as they have to lift it up and it will be partially over the tracks as well."

State v. Guy Who Drove Away From Something

"Your honor, I call Coonskin Cap Guy to the stand."

"Sir, could you describe the operation of the  motor vehicle in terms of a defunct television series or, perhaps, an analogy to a professional driver in what is called the NASCAR circuit?"




"Thank you. Pass the witness."

What's A Food Park?

Moments ago, the Fort Worth Food Park, that haven for food-truck foodies, announced on its Facebook page that it will open Dec. 2. The park will be at 2509 Weisenberger St., a couple of blocks south of White Settlement Road and just north of the Seventh Street Target.

Charter trucks include Good Karma Kitchen, YES! Taco, Nammi Truck, Lee's Grilled Cheese, cupcake-mobile Red Jett Sweets,and a Jake's Hamburgers truck.

Rest of article here. And I still don't understand the concept.

Another Wise County Facebook Hunting Picture

Ain't judging. Just posting.

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• Let me recount a dream from last night: I see at least a 15 foot alligator in the river by Bridgeport Country Club, our assistant County Attorney jumps into get it because "it doesn't have tusks", he pulls it out and a bunch of us pose for a picture with it, the alligator then clamps down on the nose of my little Yorkie, and after I save it Mrs. LL shows up on the golf course to go through a Catholic christening of some baby she is holding. See what I'm dealing with here?
• Bob Costas interviewed scandal ridden Jerry Sandusky last night over the phone. Immediately afterwards I saw this tweet from a reporter: "Aspiring journalists, take note. Bob Costas knows how to ask a friggin' question. Simple and direct. 'Are you a pedophile?'"
• Sandusky sounded like a hydrocodoned up Michael Jackson talking about his love of kids.
• Then news also broke last night that Sandusky's new lawyer impregnated a teenage client when he was in his late 40s. And then married her. 
• Negotiations between the NBA players and the Owners absolutely blew up yesterday and now most people feel the season is in jeopardy.  I think the Owners have seriously miscalculated the resolve of the players. And the Owners only have themselves to blame for the financial mess they are allegedly in. 
• I'm not familiar with Bridgeport Manufacturing and I'm not quite sure why the California Energy Commission is providing them $320,000.
• One of the gals in our office got a tattoo over the weekend. We're running wild around here!
• A Maria Menounos "Hey, Now"
• American Eagle was fined $900,000 yesterday for violating the relatively new "Passengers' Bill Of Rights". Every time I see a huge fine levied against a corporation I simply expect them to raise its prices to cover the cost of it.
• Running for President looks like it would be a beating.
• I think the Herman Cain "Rick Perry Moment" from yesterday is no big deal. 
• I've mentioned this before, but it seems a part of Wise County history that is largely forgotten: 18 people were killed when two planes collided over Bridgeport in March, 1958.
• Larry the Cable Guy was on Fox and Friends again this morning. How was he not limited to his 15 minutes of fame?  
• Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords gave her first interview yesterday and has made tremendous progress after her shooting almost a year ago. I suppose everyone is scared to question how long she will continue to draw her Congressional salary even though unable to serve. (Which is $174,000 a year plus benefits.)
• New York Jets coach drops F Bomb on taunting fan. 
• Machine Gun Kelley's grave in Cottondale. (Which was prompted by a reference in the Update which also reminded me of his "appearance" in Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? and reminded me that I forgot to watch Ken Burn's new documentary on Prohibition. See how my mind works?) Edit: Dang, it. It was Babyface Nelson in Oh, Brother -- which was part of the joke since he hated being called "Babyface." I'm losing it.

 

Monday Afternoon Pick Me Up

I had to use The Google to figure out who this is. Oh, my: Jennifer Nicole Lee (born June 13, 1975) is a fitness model, actress, and author. She is known for losing 70 pounds and launching a career as a fitness guru after bearing two children.

Count The Red Flags . . .

. . . in this story.

Here Comes The Future

I don't really watch Ultimate Fighting, but I was aware that in addition to the UFC [insert number] monthly pay-per-view, that Fox broadcast one UFC fight Saturday night on regular TV.  And although the big names weren't fighting on Fox, if brought in huge numbers of younger males. Read this:

Also to note according to the release, the UFC on Fox broadcast rated a 4.3 among the coveted 18-34 male demographic, which rated it higher than any college football game shown on a Saturday night this year, with the exception of last week’s No. 1 vs. No. 2 shootout between LSU and Alabama.

Wow.  I don't know if that fighting stuff is good or bad, but I know trends when I see them.  Reports were that the baseball playoffs were basically dominated by viewers over 50 years old.  You can see where this is going. 

You remember who the President was in Idiocracy? Yep, President  Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho who was the five time "ultimate smackdown wrestling champion." 

Thrilla In The Drunk Tank

Bully Picks Fight With Sleeping Inmate - Watch MoreFunny Videos

Fight starts at about the 50 second mark.  That was one heck of a comeback. The guy is just sleeping on the floor minding his own business when he gets attacked by someone who apparently knows no jailhouse etiquette. I thought it was going to be a beatdown of biblical proportions until he went all Clubber Lang on the guy.

And right when he goes for the knockout blow ..................Hello, Taser!

Obamacare Gets The Big Stage

Some are talking about how a decision before the November, 2012 election could alter the political landscape. But even though Anthony Kennedy the Court could hand down a decision by June (before its summer recess), it doesn't have to.

And stupid question: Have any of you been directly impacted by the health care law? Or have its most significant provisions not gone into effect yet? Edit: Some big brain legal scholars think that because no one will been forced to purchase insurance under that law until 2014, that no one has "standing" to bring the law suit yet.  And the Supreme Court did mention the question of "jurisdiction" today when it agreed to hear the case. That would be a way to punt the case without a real resolution.

Mrs. LL Would Be Very Bored With Mine

(Forbes) – Most divorces require spouses to part with some of their property, but in Connecticut, a soon-to-be ex-husband and wife are being asked to give up more than just investments, cars, TVs, kids, and pets. They have to hand over their social networking passwords. At the end of September, Judge Kenneth Shluger ordered that the attorneys for Stephen and Courtney Gallion exchange “their client’s Facebook and dating website passwords.” Everyone knows that evidence from social networking sites comes in handy for lawsuits and divorces. Attorneys usually get that material by visiting someone’s page or asking that they turn over evidence from their page, not by signing into their accounts. But judges are sometimes forcing litigants to hand over the passwords to their Facebook accounts.

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• Fox News demographic watch: Mike Huckabee's show last night was from Branson with special guest Tony Orlando.
• Lots of complaints about the Decatur players conduct during Friday nights game. Legitimate or just haters?
• The beginning of the Penn State/Nebraska game was pretty moving but whoever/whomever led the spontaneous prayer needed to look at his watch. 
• How in the world did Texas Tech beat OU in Norman a few weeks back?
• The young hairdresser who was found in her burning car in Dallas a week ago has always been said to be a murder victim. Yet the police say she was alive before the car was set on fire. So exactly how do they know it was a murder?
• Almost ever story on the home page of the Dallas Morning News web site this morning is behind a paywall. It started off at about 50% but it's become worse with each passing month.
• Jason Garrett sure does like to say "We'll have to look at the tape" a lot.
• Mrs. LL survived her Girls Night Out although I'm not sure she's eager to do it again. 
• Decatur's Trevor Brazile won his 15th "world championship" in the Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association this weekend, but I'm not sure how that is different than an "all around" title which he holds eight of. 
• I'm not sure how a woman got shot six times in the back in Dallas yesterday and survived. 
• I already paid a guy to put up our Christmas lights. And he's already done it. I'm not getting on that roof.
• A kid from Rhome, Texas started at quarterback this weekend for UNLV. Unfortunately, the team lost to New Mexico which had held the longest losing streak in the country.
• And it's a little hard to understand how a guy accidentally left his six month old child in its car seat in a barbecue parking lot in Roanoke yesterday. 
• The Family Cat is pretty much status quo but over the last week she's decided she needs to run from one end of the house to the other at the speed of light. And she's so fat she sounds like a dog when she does it. 
• I heard Sister Christian on Saturday night and realized I can't help but think about Boogie Nights and a Chinese guy with firecrackers when it comes on.
• You knew it was a matter of time before they would start attacking the judge who set the $100,000 bond in the Jerry Sandusky case. 

Odds Of Producer/Cameraman Expecting This?

100%

This Kid Is Going To Be More Despised Than Craig James' Son

I'll post a video of this when someone (certainly) posts it. Texas Tech got beat 66-6 by Oklahoma State in Lubbock and the cameras zoomed in on this kid auditioning for Dance Fever at the end of the game.

(Other football news: Unfortunate caption. And Miami class. Baylor almost gave me a heart attack trailing 24-3 to a horrible Kansas team in the 4th. TCU beats Boise by going for 2 and then survives a horrible penalty. The Aggies give away more games than Santa.)

Edit (thanks to the comments):

Hey, Hans, I Bet You're A Real Joy To Be Around

From Star-Telegrams Cheers and Jeers.

Messenger Above The Fold And A Little More

And find this lost puppy dog!!

Boyd Excluded, That Was Quick

Oh. my.

Oh, my again.

Box.

Taking You Into The Weekend