He Got Weed!!! He Got Weed!!!

Cops use helicopter to find plant!!!! From the Messenger's "Breaking News".

Hello Christmas Gift

Man, get me one.

Every time those sneaky prosecutors try to pull something, I'd just slip that thing onto the counsel table. Look down at it. Look up at them. Look down at it. Look up at them. That would keep them on the straight and narrow like nobody's business.

Hello, "not guilty" verdicts.

We're finally on a level playing field.

SI Will Have Four Regional Covers On Its Preview Issue

And the Empire makes the cut. (Boise State is one of the other three.)

I love this time of year -- sports wise --- not weather wise.

Give This Woman Her McNuggets!!!!

Fast forward to 1:10.

Back story.

As Seen In Criminal Court This Morning In Wise County

T-shirt says "Stupidity Is Not A Crime."

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• Very obscure Baylor/Tea Party News: U.S. Senate Candidate Rand Paul was a Noze Brother involved in "kidnapping" and weed? Sounds more like a silly prank than a news story.
• Did you know former Dallas Cowboy coach Jimmy Johnson is 67?
• Everyone is slapping Jerry and Jimmy on the back this weekend for "moving up" to draft Emitt Smith. But I've said it time and time again, Jimmy was after Baylor LB James Francis but had to settle for Emmitt.
• I would like to have seen this: A flight attendant can't take rude passengers any more, deploys the inflatable slide, grabs a beer, and slides down to the tarmac and takes off. And for that, we salute you.
• My occasional effort to keep the female readers happy.
• Had a sweet kid moment last night. A moment of sweetness sure does buy them a lot of tolerance. Is that some trick?
• Ugh. Car issues this morning. For the last time, I promise to get rid of the family truckster.
• And that problem caused me to get to work early without office keys. Hello, sitting in parking lot.
• Finally listened to this last week: The Antoine Dodson "High Your Kids, Hide Your Wife" Remix. Over six million hits so far.
• Justin Bieber gets nailed with a water bottle. And they say there is no justice.
• Had to go TV shopping last night. It's amazing what you can get for your money compared to 20 years ago.
• Good news: Mortgage interest rates have never been lower. Bad news: No one can qualify.
• Presidential visits in Dallas history: FDR once spoke to a full Cotton Bowl in 1936.

Obama In Austin Today

And this one was sent in by a faithful reader:

County Law!!!!!

Lost Cat Giggle

Link.

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• The Messenger sent out a tweet of Friday evening after seeing a "double rainbow all the way." Funny.
• Emmitt Smith, known for butchering the English language, did fantastic at his Hall of Fame induction speech.
• Jerry Rice, on the other hand, did not. (It was like listening to a little kid read a book.)
• The Rod Blagojevich jury has been deliberating almost two weeks? Really? Any of those folks heard the term "reasonable doubt?"
• I tried to eat at a new Mexican restaurant off of Western Center Blvd in Fort Worth on Friday night (near 377 and named Fogata(?)). Worst experience ever. Everyone (staff and customers) seemed hostile. Customers complaining everywhere. We left before even being seated.
• It's funny to see all the cities scramble to ban the sale of "K2". Please, government, save us from ourselves!!!
• It's cricket season.
• Tim Tebow's shocking "welcome to the the NFL" haircut.
• Fall from grace: Baylor alum Mark Hurd resigns as CEO of Hewlitt Packard after an investigation revealed "improper relationships."
• Don't feel too badly for him. He made over $100 million over the last three years and is getting a severance package of over $12 million.
• Five exhibition games for the Cowboys? (One of my longtime favorite lines comes from Dale Hansen when doing color for a preseason game in the 1990s: "When I'm on my death bead, I hope they replay the last quarter of this game because it'll feel like I'm living forever.")
• I don't care, but a lot of people do: Emma Watson chopped her hair off.
• I was in a Decatur grocery store on Sunday where the cashier never said a word. Not a greeting, not the price, not a thank you. Incredible.
• Did some more moving stuff out of Mrs. LL's house on Sunday. What a beating.
• President Obama will visit Dallas today and attend a fundraiser at the home of Russell Budd. Budd has become rich in the asbestos litigation world and is the former partner with Fred Baron (who died last year but became infamous for funding the housing of former presidential candidate John Edwards illicit lover.) I would distance.

And Another Thing That Won't Make You Happy

Story.

The 14th Amendment: All persons born . . . in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside . . . .

Random Denton County Book In Photos From The Weekend

Vintage: Fan Almost Falls Out Of Stands

First Lady In Spain

I just got a kick out of spotting the Secret Service agents.

Update On Recent News

You Can't Even Depend On 911 Any Longer

Savings Account Talk: Limit Of Six Transfers?

This came up when I googled "banker" so I'm rolling with it

I was approached yesterday by a young gal (happens all the time) that wanted me to complain about something I had never heard of: There is a limit of the number of times you can transfer money out of your savings account. I thought, "Huh?" But then she told me she had both been charged fees and had a savings account closed (and reopened with a new number) when she exceeded four transfers.

Then she said it was a "federal regulation."

I thought, "Baloney. It's your bank screwing you around."

But, lo and behold, there is a federal regulation that limits the transfers (what is defined as a "transfer" is kind of complicated) to six per month. (It looks like a bank can make the number less and create its own fees for violations, but the reg is silent about that.)

I had no idea.

Friday Morning Pick Me Up

Gemma Merna