From Last Night

There are some reports that describe teh audience as "booing" after the answer. I don't think that's true. And that's a heck of question to ask a beauty contestant. I would rather she be asked why U.S. American's can't find the U.S., such as, on a map.

Economy Update

I've commissioned this artist's rendition of what Wise County Park will look like this summer if economic hard times cause people to stay close to home for vacation.

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• In the Ranger's game yesterday, some player tipped a ball that dribbled about four inches in front of him. Ranger's play by play man Josh Lewin quickly said, "That's a peach, hon!" (A Caddyshack reference.)
• I saw a campy movie on cable this week called "Rx." Not bad.(Kids go to Mexico to get drugs. Situation goes horribly wrong.)
• Finally saw "Baby Mama" this weekend with Tina Fey. That was pretty funny.
• Final movie thought: Everyone keeps telling me to see "Seven Pounds."
• Oops, one more: I like it when people think they know me well enough to suggest movies to move. It also tells me a lot about them when they suggest something that there is no way I'd watch it.
• Local blogger writes about lost love. Very well done.
• As of last night: Miss USA 2009. Hey, now.
• Saturation Point for Susan Boyle: Exceeded.
• Did you see Hugo Chavez hand a book to Obama during a photo op? That would be a tense moment for anyone since the book could have been about anything.
• I think the local news channels underestimate the entertainment value of segments like "Whatever Happened To." I love that stuff.
• I refuse to watch anything involving Donald Trump.
• I snuck down to the Main Street Arts Festival for a bit this weekend. It is almost too crowded to enjoy.
• I saw one large funky painting that I liked so I looked for the price tag. Found it. $3,500. I walked away, dejected.
• Over the past few days, DPS completely changed its criminal history reports that cops use in the field. Except they forgot to tell the cops about it.
• Went through the self check-out line at the grocery store last night only to discover I left my wallet at home after I had scanned everything. Then I had to deal with a clerk who was like one of the characters out of "Idiocracy."

Another Twist

Probably limited interest on this, but if you are old enough to be familiar with the Cullen Davis trials in Tarrant County, there has been yet another odd twist involving hit late ex-wife, Priscilla.

Random Coolness

Trust me, if you want to see the most amazing slow motion ever in high def quality on your computer screen, go here. (Thanks, Alice.)

I Hope There Is More To This Story

The new Denton Police twitter feed is a little addicting. This poor girl was arrested in the middle of the night a few hours ago for speeding. Speeding? It's one of two traffic violations you cannot be arrested for in Texas. The other is "Open Container."

"I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow. "

OK, we all know that Gov. Perry suggested that Texas could secede from the United States, and we all know that's not going to happen. But I'm very confused by an article from the great Bud Kennedy of the Star Telegram and a blog post by the Texas Monthly (with the brilliant name of "Secessional Healing") that argue Texas can't secede because the U.S. Constitution says that it can't. Huh? Taken to its extreme yet logical conclusion: We all pick up our guns and tell the United States, "We're through! We're forming our own Republic once again!" And then we'd all do an about face and go sheepishly into the night after the U.S. replies, "You can't do that. That's against the law!" ?

"Because Everyone Needs And Excuse To Get Out Of Gym Class"

"I've Got A Feeling ..."

The Ticket talked about this gal the other day, and I've seen at least two other people write about her since then. She is Camille Cortinas. Her current claim to fame? She's the voice behind the kidnapping-of-the-mind song, "Lucky Day", which promotes the Texas Lottery. You can find a quick loading link to the song here. But I promise you, if you listen to it, it will be struck in your brain pan for the rest of the day. Or longer.

Pressing Question From Email Bag

Dear Mr. Green - Purveyor of Trust and Justice:* Have all McDonalds always charged a 50 cent dine in TAX on their orders? First time I noticed it yesterday when I stopped in Decatur for a quick snack.I guess they get your money one way or the other. Considering I haven't been inside a McDonald's in 15 years, I have no idea. But the masses must know the answer. ___________ * Ok, that part was made up Wow, a receipt was sent to me:

From The Liberally Lean Triple Doppler Weather Center

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

• Motorcycle craziness: Last night a guy tries to pass a truck on an entrance ramp from the George Bush Turnpike to the North Dallas Tollway, strikes the side cement guard, and his female passenger flies off the bike and over the side of the ramp landing 65 feet below. Oh, my. Her condition is unknown.
• John Madden retirement thought #1: The guy has always driven me nuts having become nothing but a caricature of himself. But if someone does anything for 30 years, that automatically happens.
• Madden thought #2: Someone pointed out that he never used sarcasm. I'm not sure he was sharp enough to use sarcasm.
• Madden thought #3: I caught a replay of a game on the NFL Network that Madden did about 10 years ago. It's amazing how much energy he's lost over the years. Ten years ago he was yelling the tiresome cliches of "This is as good as it gets! This is what it''s all about!" as the kickoff happened
• Madden thought #4: I wonder how much he has made simply by licensing his name to the Madden NFL video game.
• Edit: Extra Madden thought -- I didn't know he had about $12 million and three years left on his contract.
• President Barack Obama and his wife earned $2.73 million last year and paid $855,323 in federal taxes for 2008.
• Thunder is good.
• I really debated about posting the rump shaking video from yesterday. I just couldn't resist.
• Saw someone mention yesterday they are already sick of Susan Boyle of Britain's Got Talent. True that.
• I stumbled across The Jerry Springer Show last night. You know, I think he would get bored with guests coming on stage and fighting each other. Then again, pay me enough and I would happily host it. It'd be more fun that Wheel Of Fortune.
• Teach your kids that Jesus loves them and about racial stereotypes.
• Youtube has added full length movies and TV shows. Most of them are bad.Very bad.
• Fifty year old mother (of the year) has surgery so she can look like daughter. Not bad. May she be a role model to all mothers out there.
• Every time I see an old episode of Arrested Development on TV I stop down.
• And to all of you emailers that sent me the story of "High School Cheer Coach Fired After Posing Nude" -- why do you think I'd possibly be interested in that? Oh, yeah.
• Wise County drug connection?

I'm Insane Now

The Denton Police Department has a Twitter feed to update who has been booked into jail, what the charge was, and a link to their book-in photo? Oh, my. To make it crazier, the Denton Police have nothing to do with it. (Thank, Alice.)

Thursday Afternoon Pick Me Up

More proof that any holiday can be tricked up.

The Search Is Over For The Next Mrs. Green

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Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

• That water looks nasty.
• I'm not a hamburger guy, but everyone is talking about "Five Guys Burgers and Fries" which has opened in the Southlake Town Center.
• The Tea Party in Decatur was pretty interesting. But they didn't get the memo that it was supposed to be a non-partisan affair since the Obama bashing was front and center.
• And the first speaker, who seemed to be a very nice lady, spent a lot of time advocating "putting God back in school." That's a bit ironic since it was supposed to be an anti-big government rally and she was supporting government mandating religion in locally controlled schools.
• And there was a funny moment when sirens could be heard in the background and one of the protestors yelled, "They are coming for us!"
• Another funny moment was when one of the speakers supported term limits by saying, "We have them now! Vote out the incumbents after two terms regardless of who is running against them!" The very conservative assistant DA standing beside me mumbled, "I don't know about that."
• Remember Northwest softball star Britney Barnhill? In her sophomore year at The Evil Empire, she is 20-9 with a 2.73 ERA --- the best on the team.
• I've never cared much for the Rolling Stones, but I never get tired of listening to the opening of Gimme Shelter (but it's that female vocalist in the chorus that makes the song.)
• I discovered there's a free "ink edition" of dfw.com which is basically an entertainment section of the Star Telegram (although I have no idea if it is associated with the paper). Man, it's great. And edgy.
• Crazy hypothetical thought: If Texas voted to secede from the U.S., would the U.S. send in military or let us go? (Side note: Rick Perry played the Tea Party bit very well.)
• The confederate flag made an appearance at the Tea Party in Burleson. Incredible.
• OK, I'm done with Tea Party Talk.
• I'll say it again: The documentary Thrilla in Manila currently being shown on HBO is absolutely great.
• Is Seth Rogen in every comedy these days?
• I remember one morning in the 1990s that there was a line of people in Decatur 100 yards long waiting to buy the newest Beanie Babies. (Very funny video of that silly craze here.)
• I've not posted some comments that attack another commentor's kids.

Hey, Kid, That's Kinda Funny

Officer Randy White's Widow Appears on Channel 8.

Link. (Thanks emailer, David.)