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(Comments off. This story has quite the history in Decatur and Wise County.)
(And thanks to emailer for pointing this out to me.)
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3.28.2008
Decatur Resident In Money Magazine
Link.
(Comments off. This story has quite the history in Decatur and Wise County.)
(And thanks to emailer for pointing this out to me.)
Awwwww
A buddy of mine just became the proud papa of this little nipper.
But check his stats: 10.5 pounds and 23.5 inches.
P.S. Be sure to get his DipTet and "mind his little fontanelle, now."
3.27.2008
37 Year Old Woman Has What?
Story.I'm pretty sure I've never had to express a formal position on nipple rings. I personally find them a pain to put in every morning, but that's just me. I have sensitive skin. But this lady was on Fox 4 a second ago complaining about airport officials making her remove her areola jewelry. (She's the lady in black. The woman in pink is a LA lawyer who will kill her mother to get in front of a camera.)
Ma'am, let me say this in the kindest of terms, you do not need to have anything to do with nipple rings. Use this as a learning experience. Give 'em up.
Random Criticism
From an email:
I'm surprised and disappointed that you haven't had an entry regarding the Decatur Mock Trial team winning the Texas State Championship (the first 3A school to win state I believe). They will soon be competing for the National Title. Love or hate DHS, it is a pretty impressive accomplishment for a podunk 3A school in Wise County.
Huh? Just so these kids can come back in a few years and cripple my practice by taking away all my clients? No way. I'll never mention it.
Bridgeport PD Hires First African-American Drug Dog
City claims dog was "most qualified" and "not given preference over Shepard dogs that just happen to be German." Trainer promises to "take a bite out of crime" even though "cultural differences" may delay initial arrests. Dog strangely hits on Cristal Champagne at Moonshine Liquors.
Yankee Invasion
That's the big news today as DFW was announced to be the fastest growing area in the nation last year. I believe it. Traffic in the metroplex is insane. Just 10 years ago, you could easily cruise from Decatur to downtown Fort Worth and never hit your brake lights. These days, sometimes traffic is backed up on 287 as it merges onto I-35. And don't even think about a quick trip to Northeast Mall. (Sidenote: Did you know that a Best Buy is being built at Golden Triangle Blvd and I-35?)And although Wise County continues to grow, its not keeping pace with Tarrant County. It's an odd phenomenon in north Tarrant County where it seems that housing subdivisions pop up everywhere but tend to stop at the Wise County line.
Random Legal Note
I'm not exactly sure where Potter County is (and I don't really care enough to search The Google) but a very old defendant accused of marijuana possession was found not guilty this week. Not because it wasn't proven that he possessed the plant (that grows naturally out of God's earth) - he did. Instead, the judge allowed the jury whether to consider the defense of (medical) necessity.
They did. He walked after eleven minutes of deliberations.
The state prosecutors are upset.
It's probably more of a case of a jury not caring about marijuana possession and looking for an excuse to tell the State to quit wasting their time.
3.26.2008
And Another
Meet Lisa Robyn Marinelli, 40.
Occupation: Substitute Teacher
Alleged victim: 16 going on 17
Trademark Text Message: "Real men only need 20 minutes"
Verdict: Normally, I would convict any teacher who is 40 on the basis of age alone. But take a look at this gal! She's a full fledged cougar that can't help but be seductive. Those eyes! Those lips! Sheesh, it's not her fault. We've got a full fledged middle aged hottie here.
Three years probation.
Next case.
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