On 51 Facing South About A 1/2 Mile Before 114 (shortly before noon)

Wise County Burning

(Flag pic taken at Boyd Post Office around 12:30 p.m. )

Just a rumor. Anyone know anything? With these winds, it could get crazy.

Edit: As a commenter pointed out, it's in the Update.

Edit#2: 11:42 This is a phone in post live from the scene: This looks BAD! 114 is shut down in Paradise. Thick smoke is extending all the way across FM 51 where it makes driving hazardous.

Stay tuned for bad pictures.

Looks like firetrucks and Troopers are moving east to cover the scene.

Edit #3: 11:55am Westbound Hwy 114 being diverted to FM 51.

Edit #4: 12:00pm Hearing of unconfirmed rumors of another fire in Chico.

Edit #5: I'm back at the office. I left from Decatur and headed down 51 to 114. It was amazing the amount of smoke that was coming from the Paradise area. Lots of firefighters using that area as a command post. I turned right on 114 to head into Paradise. A frightening amount of smoke. Saw the cops shut down 114 and turn everyone around. The wind had been out of the West but it seems like it was more from the North as time passed. If anyone has any better information or photos, just pass them along. blog2[at]wisecounty.com


Edit #6: If I had to GUESS (and this is only a guess), I would think the fire began in or near the blue circle below.



Edit #7: WBAP reported at 1:30 p.m that "300 acres" had been consumed, "14 structures", and that firefighters were battling to keep the fire out of the Stonegate Subdivision.

Nip/Tuck X 42

Darlin', you're crazy enough to become Mrs. Green #9.

Stating The Obvious

Dateline Decatur (AP) - I'm not sure I've ever seen it this windy. From the third floor of the courthouse, Bridgeport is covered in a sandstorm.

No one light a match.

Local Democrats Have Slogan

Link.

OK, Maybe I'm Confused

I had the State of the Union on in the background but wasn't listening. But at the end, I heard Katie Couric tell me that Bush had just delivered his "seventh" State of the Union speech. Am I losing my mind, or isn't this the eighth speech? If you give a speech from 2001 to 2008, isn't that eight?

I googled her comment to see if anyone was jumping on her, but all I came up was the above where she put it in writing.

Somebody tell me what I'm missing.

On Some Channel . . .

. . . probably as popular as the Colon Cleansing Channel (see video below), this gal (name not important) was crowned Miss America this weekend. First of all, she's from Michigan and there's no way the hottest girl in the U.S. is from Michigan. Secondly, we need some larger jpg files of her if she really wants to make it to the big time.

And I found it interesting that she's suffered from eating disorders in the past (let that be a lesson to you kids: Anorexia = Miss America.) But, upon being crowned, she was presented with a tray of chocolates. Was this some type of cruel joke from Miss Wyoming or something?

NYPD Blue News - Yep, Really.

WASHINGTON (Jan. 26) - The Federal Communications Commission has proposed a $1.4 million fine against 52 ABC Television Network stations over a 2003 broadcast of cop drama NYPD Blue. The fine is for a scene where a boy surprises a woman (Charlotte Ross) as she prepares to take a shower. The scene depicted "multiple, close-up views" of the woman's "nude buttocks" according to an agency order issued late Friday. I report. You decide.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Man Wants Do Over

Do you really need to trick it up this much?

Motorcycle Death

I've started documenting these things over the past couple of months, but this one stopped me down.

Passed What?

Ok, I still haven't recovered from this. Today I'm channel surfing and came across this infomercial. Ya know, I love the infomercial. They are hokey, ridiculous, and can darn near get me to buy whatever their selling if I didn't have a tremendous sense of will power. But this was Infomercial Gold. I actually screamed "What????!!!!" out loud in the middle of the afternoon. Trust me on this. Watch it all. You have NO IDEA what is living in your colon. No idea! I'm scared to go to sleep now. That little monster is gonna break out of my body and strangle me. (And the fake expressions of shock on the "interviewers" may be Oscar-Worthy.)

Lawyer Related News

Just got this news about Fort Worth lawyer and former judge Pete Gilfeather who occasionally came to the Wise County Courthouse: "Pete Gilfeather passed away late this afternoon after being admitted to the hospital for injuries sustained while crossing the street entering the [Tarrant County] courthouse yesterday." Edit: Star Telegram has a story.

Baron James' Outfit - As Promised

Including the most Stop Down Screen Shot of the week. My eyes!!!:

What The?

You know, I never post pictures of dogs, cats, or anything else that isn't human. I'm better than that. But I couldn't stop looking at this thing. The fangs. The eyes. The fingers. The fingernails. The little baby. It's like I'm paralyzed by this thing.

Now this will probably become to me what the weird rabbit was to Donnie Darko. See ya in my dreams.

Wow

Saw this on Drudge: The Monte Carlo in Las Vegas is on fire. Video feed here.

Edit: Looks like it is under control at 2:05 p.m. Central Time.

LL Cool J Sends Friday Pick Me Up

Wise County replies, "Girl needs to pull up her britches."

And Another

This is a tough one because the story doesn't list what she is alleged to have done (other than "sexual battery.") But she's got kind of a smirk on her face that's a little bit sexy. That sways my vote.

Verdict: Give her probation.

Next case.