Non Story

Stories in the paper and on the news today are kind of misleading. Starting on September 1, the cops (in some cases) will be allowed to write a citation for misdemeanor possession of marijuana (and some other small crimes). All that means is that you won't have to go to jail, be booked in, and then bond out. But you still will have to appear in court and face the same punishment that you always have.

Anchorwoman

I didn't see this Fox program about a hot girl becoming a news anchor in Tyler, Texas, but I saw advertisements for it everywhere. (Fox 4 News even did segments on the show - either because they were paid or forced to do so.)

It premiered last night.

Today it was cancelled.

Harsh.

Hey, There Ms. New . . . . Well, You Know

I don't know if I'm jazzed or if I want to tell her to keep away from the Quarter Pounders with cheese. I hate it when I'm conflicted.

Let's Get Rid Of That Before Court, Shall We?

I had a prospective client who had been charged with assault come and visit with me a couple of weeks ago. I couldn't help but do a double take when he walked into my office with a T-Shirt that read "UFC." Ultimate Fighting Championship.

Oh, My

Weatherman David Finfrock has a bad cough. DMN columnist Steve Blow has this update:

"[The doctor] also gave me an inhaler that was supposed to help. Unfortunately, it had a side effect, and I now have a yeast infection in my throat," David sighed. "That's what caused all the problem last week."

The remedy for that has been a little shocking. "I got this medicine, and it came with instructions on how to cure a vaginal yeast infection. I can just see them doing a 'What's Wrong With David Finfrock?' story now," he laughed.

NFL Quarterback Love

New England quarterback Tom Brady impregnated this lady. I'm happy to announce the baby came out of her belly last night. But I'm not exactly sure how all that works.

Tom Brady is now dating this lady. I wish I could throw a spiral. And I bet Brady just looks in the mirror all the time and says, "That's what I'm talkin' about!"

It's Getting Hot In Here

Received a report that the electricity went off last night in a portion of Decatur for a while. I don't know for how long. That's all the hard hitting details that I've got.

Holy Crap

I just walked into the house and saw this.

Thank You Sir. May I Have Another?

Crazy story on the Star-Telegram web site just went up. Cop catches a couple in a car having sex. She's 18. I presume her "friend" is age appropriate. (Which I think means my age or younger.) Anyway, the cop slaps her on the butt and lets them go. She tells her friend what happened (how he didn't see it, I have no idea), and he calls 911! The cop has now been arrested on a charge of "Official Oppression" and has his name an picture plastered in the paper.

Mike Modano Is Marrying This . . .

. . . on Saturday. I bet they have this pic blown up to poster size and on display in the foyer of the church.

Deer Jumps Harley

Good times.

10 Days Until The Greatest Season In The World

My tribute to what is the strange world of the Aggies.

Yep, I Speak For All Of Mankind

Last weekend I was PO'd that the Dallas Morning News had printed the picture of a young woman arrested for DWI in connection with a story about DWI enforcement in general. Today there are three letters to the editor echoing my thoughts.

(I happy to be the mouthpiece on behalf of The Common Man.)

Amazingly, in the hard copy of the paper, the Morning News ran her picture and her name AGAIN above the three letter.

Latest Traffic Report Ever

WBAP this morning (hey, I listen to it briefly for the news) was reporting 114 "near Bridgeport" was shut down due to a rock truck turning over around CR 3241. That's just odd to hear Wise County referenced on a traffic report. Anybody know if it was that bad?

Brit?

I'm want my picture taken by Allure magazine because I want to look 1,000% better than I do in real life. This isn't an old pic, it's in the new issue.

Server Error?

The Google computers were all jacked up this morning. And to think I pay them nothing to stay up and running.

A Worthy Repost

Streaking on Channel 8. I don't know what I'm more impressed by: (1) The Streaker utilizing the air horn, or (2) the composure of the reporter.

"The Queen"

There are some movies that simply look like a bore-fest. I've never seen "The English Patient" and I probably never will. When I first heard of "The Queen", I didn't run out and by a ticket. But, after hearing some good reviews, I put it in my Netflix queue.

Man, did I misjudge it. It is, in essence, a look "behind the scene" of how Queen Elizabeth II handled the media and the public in the six days after Princess Diana's death. It's kind of like a British "West Wing." A friend of mine told me it was like being a "fly on the wall" and she was exactly right. Pure gold. And the character that played Prime Minister Tony Blair was probably my favorite - he was a dead ringer.