Not Much News (Or Hot Women) In CyberSpace Today . . .

. . . so let's relive one of my favorite Internet clips.

That was almost tornado like a second ago

Edit: That was a heck of a storm at the courthouse. For about one minute the winds got incredibly strong and every car alarm in the southwest proper went off. But there wasn't any damage. But I screamed like a school girl and ran to the basement.

From May 4, 2007 In Oklahoma

Pretty good video of a tornado. I'm not sure if that's a "big one", relatively speaking, but it's impressive. (From The Drudge Report.)

This Blew Into My Backyard

Shake-n-Bake

This fine young man is a graduate of Highland Park High School, and is the current quarterback at the University of Georgia. He went to Talladega last weekend. Oh, my. (Oh, it's not that bad, but spooning a guy isn't exactly something you want all over the Internet.)

Julio Franco Hit A Home Run Last Night

He's 48 years old. His first major league game was in 1982. He played with the Rangers from 1989-1993.

I wondered if he's lying about his age?

Happy Cinco de Mayo

And now, for a brief history of Mexico:
That's it.

"Can't .....go.......on .......

. . . . only have . . . . couple of . . . billion dollars . . . to make . . . me . . . happy."

Video Fun

I'm torn between learning that (1) I now never want to play lacrosse, or (2) I never want to be involved in a dunk competition involving a trampoline (that has been shown over and over again on ESPN).

Can One Ever Get Enough Of "You Are Not The Father"?

Demi, Ashton, and Bruce

In this month's Vanity Fair. (Source.)

That's really weird. I normally just go out with my numerous ex-wives and their husbands to Chili's.

And Another

I think she was deprived of make-up. Possibly hot. Not sure. (Story.)

Edit: Couldn't help but notice this from the accompanying video.

The Road To Jacksboro Is Green And Beautiful

Lake Bridgeport, uh, not so much.

Your Know Life Has Gone Terribly Wrong

FORT WORTH -- Upset that his 15-year-old pregnant girlfriend had broken off their relationship, a 33-year-old Glen Rose man fatally shot the teenager inside her Fort Worth apartment Wednesday afternoon and then turned the gun on himself, police said Thursday . . . . Two young children -- [the victim's] 16-month-old daughter from another relationship and her 14-month-old nephew -- were in the apartment when the shootings occurred but were not injured, investigators said.

Star Telegram story here.

I'm Going To Bed

It's 82-59 in the third, and if I wake up tomorrow and the Mavs have won, I'll post a pic of myself neekid on a bear skin rug.

When does football season start?

Gay or Not Gay?

The guy on the right in the, ahem, pink shirt is Brady Quinn. He's some stud Notre Dame quarterback who was supposed to go in the top five of the NFL draft last week but fell to pick #124 (or something like that.) Anyway, I have no idea what he is doing in this pic other than to describe it as "inappropriate clowning around if you want someone to question your sexuality."

But the expression of the guy in the middle is priceless.

Source.

More Jacksboro Politics

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Campaign Rule #212: Attacking an entire church is generally not a good idea.

Would It Be Wrong For Me To Hire This Woman? Like Really Fast?