Crazy Does A Body Good

Hot Britney is slowing returning. Rejoice.

A Little Creepy, But Effective

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The Boys At The Courthouse Were Griping About The Stars Loss Last Night

Oh, Canada!

Northwest's New Trophy Club High School . . .

. . . to be named after a guy who hit little white ball at affluent country clubs.

I Can't Believe This Kid Wasn't Killed

Saw this on Fox 4 News tonight. (21 second Youtube clip here.)

Jaime Pressly of . . .

My Name Is Earl is hot and pregnant. I saw her the other night on Cinemax (make that very late at night) in an old 1997 flick called Poison Ivy: The New Seduction. Oh, baby.

College Football Season Begins In . . .

Baylor will visit TCU to start things off.

"The Last Kiss"

I'm 75% through this movie and it's great. I think I'm a sucker for any movie that involves wheels off relationships. And it had a great line from the father figure: "What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you love. That's what matters. That's the only thing that counts."

Even With An Acquittal,

. . . would you think your life has gone terribly wrong if you were associated with that headline?

I Wonder . . .

. . . if there are any pics of Tony Romo and Carrie Underwood at the Ghostbar in Dallas this weekend? Well, I'll be. (Although it would be nice if the Kidd Kraddick logo wasn't plastered all over them.)

He Was Crazy

The Virginia Tech gunman bought what on E-Bay?

Snakes On A Courthouse

Actually it was a dead snake on the lawn of the courthouse this morning.

An Alabama Scrimmage And How Many Showed Up?

Who Amongst Us Does Not Punch Out During Commercials?

As of today, KZPS in Dallas — on the dial at 92.5 FM or online at lonestar925.com — will no longer run traditional 30- or 60-second advertisements. Instead, advertisers sponsor an hour of programming, during which a D.J. will promote its product conversationally in what the company calls integration. >Story

My Hot Sports Opinion

Long term readers of this blog will remember that last year at this time I demonstrated how I was a sports genius.

This year's prediction: The Mavs will win this series but not only will they not with the NBA championship, but they won't even make the finals. Bet the rent money. Bet your kid's lunch money. Bet your social security check.

Track And Field

Gratuitous Violence

Boxing has slowly been in decline over the last 20 years, but s sport called "ultimate fighting" has been on the rise. I think it will replace boxing in popularity over the next 10 years (if it hasn't already.) Call it the the downfall of society, but last night Spike TV broadcast a series of ultimate fighting matches called "UFC 70" for free (they are normally PPV.) The above video, which you have to see if you are a fan of the roundhouse kick to the head, tells you all you need to know.

Sunday Political Cartoon

Jack Ohman/The Oregonian