Freak A Leek

This girl allegedly did something incredibly freaky at the PIKE house in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Story here. (And it deals with the privates, so discretion should be exercised.)

Some Readers Wondered . . .

. . . whether the Ferrari crash that happened earlier this week was a publicity stunt. Now others do, too.

When Did You Get Skinny?

All the celebrity gossip sites (which I never look at because all they do is publish scantily glad pics of celebrities that offend me to no end), claim this is Courtney Love from last weekend.

I wonder if that's the result of some special diet pills.

We've Gained A Foot

Only 17 more to go.

Drives Me Insane

I just got a nasty letter from a court appointed client. You have no idea how insane that makes me.

I Wonder If It Is Raining?

With A Little Luck, The Story Will Go National

The Dallas Morning News has picked up on the Naked Wise County Driver Incident of 2007. The story has an added twist: He was driving a church van - with permission.

Do not Kumbaya, ye neekid person.

I Love Stuff Like This

Front pages from across the nation, refreshed daily, here.

Hmmm

I'm Not So Sure

This quiz is going around today. I passed. Barely.

And if 5th Graders can pass this test, I have sorely underestimated 5th graders.

Karl "Jay Z" Rove

This was all over the news this morning so you probably have seen it. If not, prepare to be disturbed. (From last night's Radio and Television Correspondents Association dinner.

Oh, My

That's Kelly Clarkson with her back to you (taken this weekend in Hawaii.)

There's something else in the picture that caught my attention, however. I'll give you hint: It's much simpler than playing "Where's Waldo."

Hey, Now

I have no idea who she is other than she showed up at the "Grindhouse" premiere. Good times.

That's A Bold Statement

I predict rain. (Image from 10:57 a.m.)

The Location Is What We Call, Uh, "Irony"

Where's My Wallet?

Bidding has ended, but you could have bought this T-shirt ("Excellent condition. It's worn-in a tiny bit. It's flexible") on E-bay.

Our Office Phones Are Down

That's bad news for a law office. Only one line is working 940-627-3142.

Long Story On The Dangers Of Gas Wells

Jerry Holsworth, manager of Midstream Operations, a division of Devon Energy Corp., a major Barnett Shale player, admitted that having so many wells going up is a cause of concern. “What we’re seeing is that with all this drilling, veteran crews are being divided and filled up with people who have no experience whatsoever working rigs, laying pipe, and such,” he said.

Fort Worth Weekly Story here. (Couple of references to Wise County in it.)