If This Was A Contingency Fee Case . . .

. . . then there are big ol' Plaintiff's lawyer tears rolling down his Plaintiff's lawyer cheeks.

(Story.)

Stoners Mourn

And since I've been yelling about the inequity of bond amounts lately, notice that the bond in this case was set at only $20,000.

Time Waste

Kinda like spiderman. Click the mouse to move forward.

Horse Joins Tour De France

This has apparently just appeared on the 'Net although it might be a couple of years old.

This Could Get Good

Edit: I'm being bombarded with lots of lines from "Full Metal Jacket" - none of which I can post. Great movie, though. I apologize for not posting them, but "me love you long time."

No Way

I was just at the grocery store and observed a picked-through "clearance rack" of baked bread products. You know, cup cakes, angle food cake, cakes, etc.

There is no way on god's green earth I'm buying that stale stuff.

Is That Wrong?

Interesting legal point: Entering into someone's house without permission (even if you act creepy inside) is just a misdemeanor of criminal trespass. But if you enter into someone's house with the intent to commit theft or you actually commit theft once inside, you've bought yourself a second degree felony. Interesting non-legal point: The victim was smokin' hot.

The Girl's Gone Bat Arse Crazy

And Tara Reid decided a slight tan over the weekend would be a good enough change.

President's Day Is A Weird Holiday

Only those that control our lives, government offices and banks, are closed.

I went up to the courthouse a second ago and pushed my forehead against one of the glass doors and looked in. It looked dark in there. I even shook the latch really hard and then banged on the glass even harder. I even yelled, "Hello! I'm here for a mental commitment because I'm a serious threat to myself and others. I might even have had a bucket of crystal meth and a case of beer for lunch." Still nothing.

I hate this holiday.

On A Lighter Note . . .

. . . Happy President's Day from a girl that I think is Jessica Simpson. Or she might just be a random girl from Newark. Don't know.

Life's Troubling Questions

I always glance at the obituaries in the Morning News. This one stopped me down today. Anyone got any complaints about their life right now? Me neither.

This Will Sooooo Happen To Me Some Day

More.

Uggh

Source.

Another Sweet And Clean Brit Pic

I got a tattoo of Earl Warren in the same area about two weeks ago.

On Age And Aging

I saw the new Hugh Grant movie this weekend and noticed how old he was looking.

In a twist of fate, the next day I stumbled across an old manila envelope that had pictures of me from 1993. I showed it to someone who noted "you were handsome."

That past tense kinda stuck with me.

Didn't Want To Invest Four Hours . . .

But the highlights were cool.

Note To Self:

Do not be in the T&A Cabaret Bar in south Fort Worth at 1:30 a.m.

Slow Weekend . . . How About Some Cameraman Carnage

The slow motion is what makes it entertaining. And everyone surrounds the guy like he's just been shot in after a drive-by.