12.24.2006

A Little Sappy, But Not Bad

I saw this in the Dallas Morning News today. It was read this week at the funeral of Lamar Hunt by his daughter. The World Is Mine

Today upon a bus I saw a lovely girl with golden hair She seemed so gay I envied her and wished that I were half as fair Then she rose and hobbled down the aisle She had one leg, but worse a crutch, yet as she passed, a smile Oh, God, forgive me when I whine, I have two legs – the world is mine.

Later on I bought some sweets, the boy who sold them had such charm I thought that I would stop awhile, if I were late 'twould do no harm As we talked, he said, 'Thank you, sir, you've been most kind I like to talk with folks like you, for, as you see, I'm blind' Oh, God, forgive me when I whine, I have two eyes – the world is mine.

Then, as I was walking down the street I saw a strapping boy with eyes so blue, But he just stood and watched the other children play, it seemed he knew not what to do After awhile I said, 'Why don't you play with the other children, dear?' But he just stared straight ahead, and then I knew he couldn't hear Oh, God, forgive me when I whine, I have two ears – the world is mine.

Two eyes to see the sunset glow, Two legs to take me where I wish to go Two ears to tell me all I need to know ... Oh, God, forgive me when I whine, I'm blessed indeed – the world is mine.

Christmas Eve

12.22.2006

Decatur Water Shortage

From Fox 4 News tonight: "The Wise County town of Decatur is now under a water emergency. Crews working on the 380 expansion west of Decatur cut through the town's main water supply today. Two of the city's water towers were almost drained by the rupture. The water plant's storage was, though, intact. All residents are being asked to cut water use until the line is repaired." So don't water your lawns.

Santa's List Of Female Teachers . . .

. . . who have been very, very naughty. (Here - and scroll down just a bit.) I think Carrie McCandless and Debra LaFave should receive presidential pardons for Christmas. It's the only humanitarian thing to do.

I Think . . .

. . . I'l start Post Christmas Depression early this year.

A Stocking Stuffer Idea

A former Tyler, Texas undercover drug agent thinks the War On Drugs is silly and plans to sell a video on how not to get caught.

From The Star-Telegram Home Page

If you ever become the subject of headline #1 above, would you think your life went terribly wrong at some point?

Time Waste

Don't hit Santa, but it's pretty funny when you do. And I love the "ooooowwww" when you hit the Will Ferrell looking guy. Here.

Crazy Art I Just Hung In My Office

Corporate America . . .

. . . believes in productivity.

Some People Use Mistletoe, Others . . . .

12.21.2006

50 Things That Only Ever Happen in the Movies

Link.

This Week's Issue of Time . . .

. . . calls some girl named Tila Tequila the "Madonna of MySpace." I missed that one. (Uh, that's her on the cover of the a magazine.)

I Don't Know

Things To Do In Denver When Your Stuck

Actual photo. It would be an absolute beating to be stuck in the Denver airport at this moment.

Everybody Else Has Posted It, So I Might As Well

Rosie O'Donnell attacks Donald Trump while on The View. Here. (Funny) Trump calls Rosie names. Here. (Not funny)

Strange Sports Note Found At Lunch

BYU and Oregon play in the Las Vegas Bowl tonight. "BYU has 31 married players and six with children." (At least, that's what the Star Telegram tells me.)

One Of The Comments Below Reminded Me Of This

Even here in Wise County? No way!