That Second Sentence

. . . should never have to be written about any family in America.

Maybe My All Time Most Requested Post

Falling bikini clad bubbly girl.

This Is Why You Should Never Bet On Sports

Cowboys 35 Panthers 13

Hard Line

This weekend I had a pamphlet left on my front door from the Jehovah Witnesses entitled "The End Of False Religion Is Near." I love reading stuff like that. And, man, I thought the Baptists were hard line. The Jehovah Witnesses make them look like a drunk Frilley's karaoke crowd on a good Saturday night.

More On "The New Jersey Con Man"

From the DMN yesterday: Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis, once a Bill Parcells assistant, tells 60 Minutes on Sunday about the first time he tried to offer his old boss advice. "[He] looks down at the end of the table with his scowl and says, 'You have been in the league for five minutes. No one cares what you think, so just sit there and shut up.' "

Kill Me

If I hear that John Cougar Mellencamp / Chevy commercial of "This Is My Country" one more time, I might just get out my dress blues.

What the . . .?

Pic from a UT law school party this weekend. Those kids really shouldn't blog about these things. More here.

Ok, Baylor Lost. I've Moved On

Sheesh.

Ya Know, This Is Good Stuff

Tech better hang on for dear life. And if Baylor doesn't stop the running game of A&M, that game might get ugly in a nottagood Baylor way.

Saturday Night And I'm Doing Nothing . . .

. . . which is exactly the way I planned it.

Speaking of Tequila

Kay, I have so many questions about this page on your website.

So Much For Champagne

David Eckstein after last night's win. Oh, my.

The World Series Ended Last Night

And nobody notice. (For Game Four on Thursday, a rerun of Grey's Anatomy drew more viewers than the baseball game in DFW). (Actually this was just a reason to post this pic that has nothing to do with the world series.)

Judge's Constitution Somehow Did Not Contain First Amendment

FORT WORTH — Saying a state district judge violated the Texas and U.S. constitutions, the Star-Telegram [on] Friday asked the judge to reconsider his unusually restrictive order banning the public — including the news media — from attending all pretrial hearings in the cases of three former TCU athletes accused of sexually assaulting another student.

The order Thursday from state district Judge Wayne Salvant also forbids the news media from reporting on any evidence presented during the hearings beyond a simple listing of witnesses . . . .

(Rest of story) That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Of all the rights in this country, the Freedom of the Press may be at the top of the list.

Lil' Hitler

A 43 second youtube.com claymation (I think) clip that explains how the U.S. got involved in World War II. At least I think it's funny.

I Don't Know

No Way

I didn't know there was actually an invention called Chicken Fried Bacon. That's more fat grams than I consume in a year. Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know ‘cause I wouldn't eat the filthy [expletive deleted].

Fo-Shizzle My-Nizzle

Snoop getting' hassled by The Man.