Saturday Night And I'm Doing Nothing . . .

. . . which is exactly the way I planned it.

Speaking of Tequila

Kay, I have so many questions about this page on your website.

So Much For Champagne

David Eckstein after last night's win. Oh, my.

The World Series Ended Last Night

And nobody notice. (For Game Four on Thursday, a rerun of Grey's Anatomy drew more viewers than the baseball game in DFW). (Actually this was just a reason to post this pic that has nothing to do with the world series.)

Judge's Constitution Somehow Did Not Contain First Amendment

FORT WORTH — Saying a state district judge violated the Texas and U.S. constitutions, the Star-Telegram [on] Friday asked the judge to reconsider his unusually restrictive order banning the public — including the news media — from attending all pretrial hearings in the cases of three former TCU athletes accused of sexually assaulting another student.

The order Thursday from state district Judge Wayne Salvant also forbids the news media from reporting on any evidence presented during the hearings beyond a simple listing of witnesses . . . .

(Rest of story) That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Of all the rights in this country, the Freedom of the Press may be at the top of the list.

Lil' Hitler

A 43 second youtube.com claymation (I think) clip that explains how the U.S. got involved in World War II. At least I think it's funny.

I Don't Know

No Way

I didn't know there was actually an invention called Chicken Fried Bacon. That's more fat grams than I consume in a year. Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know ‘cause I wouldn't eat the filthy [expletive deleted].

Fo-Shizzle My-Nizzle

Snoop getting' hassled by The Man.

"The Onion" Giggle

Story.

I Need To Add This Stadium To My List

Link.

Maybe That Number Had A Nice Ring To It

I would eat the actual rat for $1.7 million. And the most interesting part is that he has a live in aupair. Hey, now. Story here.

Bag Of Nothing This Morning

I would like to report it is windy. Very windy. And it is two months until two days after Christmas. And I have finally finished he first season of Lost. Big thumbs up.

In Case You Missed It

Here is the Channel 8 story last night of . . . sheesh . . . sex offenders . . . in Wise County. (YouTube.com clip is 2:04 long.) Sorry, I missed the first 20 seconds or so.

College Football. Gay. TIVO. YouTube.: A Dangerous Combination

A Dangerous Combination.

I Want To Apologize to All Texas Fans Out There.

I'm rethinking my position on UT after stumbling across this.

Paul R. Nelson

I've found a nastier campaign than the one referenced yesterday. Paul R. Nelson (and you muuuust listen to his sign off at the end of each ad), started out with this campaign ad (nothing like showing the 9/11 attack to gig your opponent) and has now gone to this (which is probably more shocking than most of the stuff I put on here.) I'm Paul R. Nelson. And I sound G-A-Y.

The Romo Experiment

Stolen from Richie Whitt of the Dallas Observer: The Cowboys real problem, of course, isn’t Bledsoe or Romo or T.O. It’s an offensive line that’s forcing schematic switches and personnel purges because it sucks. And that, my friend, lies at the feet of Parcells as a talent evaluator. Check out the offensive linemen drafted by Bill: 2003: Al Johnson (2nd round), Justin Bates (7th) 2004: Jacob Rogers (2nd), Stephen Peterman (3rd) 2005: Rob Petitti (6th) 2006: Pat McQuistan (7th), E.J. Whitley (7th) Of those seven, exactly zero were on the field last Monday night. Spot on, brother. Spot on.