No Man . . .

. . . can suck the life force out of a team like this miserable guy. Thank goodness he's gone.

The Forgotten War

In the less than a week, 17 more U.S. families have learned they will never see their child again. Story.

Hey, Now

If You Get Your News From Fox News . . .

. . . you aren't getting the news at all. This morning I was watching (ever so briefly) "Fox and Friends" as Brian Kilmeade was interviewing the new Republican candidate who will attempt to take Mark Foley's place in Florida. It was more like a campaign ad. But get this: Foley's name will remain on the ballot and the only way the new candidate can win is if the voters actually elect Foley. If that happens, the new Republican takes his place. How screwed up is that? But I did giggle when Brian asked, "So there is no way that we . . .uh. . . [insert awkward pause] . . . we, the people, can get your name on the ballot?" And Fox News three times yesterday put up a graphic showing the disgraced Foley as a Democrat.

Me Picking Up A Chick Last Saturday Night

"Me Loves Me Some Me"

I had heard that Terrell Owens had said that once. I finally found it (although his mouth and the audio is about a half second off - something that drives me insane.) But I think I'm going to put "Me Loves Me Some Me" on my letterhead.

Chyler Leigh. . . And I Have No Idea Who She Is

Supreme Court Boring News

The Supreme Court opened today since it was the First Monday in October . . . oh, wait . . . The start of Yom Kippur on Monday delayed the opening one day. (Whatever happened to that church and state deal?) Anyway, the Court heard arguments this morning in a boring deportation case but the big news was that the transcript of the arguments was posted on the Internet before the afternoon was over. That is the first time in the history of ever. (Do not click on the link - it's a 45 page pdf file.) But people are already buzzing over Justice Scalia, as noted above, assuming that a Mexican who has been deported to Mexico is already drinking tequila. I, as a liberal, am offended.

Double Defense: He's An Alcoholic And Now This . . .

And ABC News had a doosy (doozy?) about this guy tonight.

The Man Knows How To Appeal To The Masses

Link. I would say that such a proposal is unconstitutional but with the way the Supreme Court is changing, I'm not so sure any more.

Changes

If you listen to the Oasis you won't anymore. Link.

Angry Professor

I haven't verified that it is real, but it sure looks like it.

MC Trebek

Jeopardy, the college edition, had Trebek throwing down some rap lyrics. I thought it was funny.

I Would Never . . .

. . . provide a link to a bunch of pics of Paris Hilton dancing in a very short dress. Never. Ever. Well, maybe just a peek.

I've Found A Place To Meet Wife #7

Thanks to the Dallas Observer Blog.

Not The Best Pic In The World . . .

. . . but I noticed this sign while I was getting gas this morning (right after answering 15 questions - credit? car wash? receipt? etc.).

Jay Leno?

A faithful reader said that Jay read something from our "local paper" last night. I didn't see it but I've got my band of 100 reporters on the case.

What's The Name Of That Campaign Again?

Link.