Me Picking Up A Chick Last Saturday Night

"Me Loves Me Some Me"

I had heard that Terrell Owens had said that once. I finally found it (although his mouth and the audio is about a half second off - something that drives me insane.) But I think I'm going to put "Me Loves Me Some Me" on my letterhead.

Chyler Leigh. . . And I Have No Idea Who She Is

Supreme Court Boring News

The Supreme Court opened today since it was the First Monday in October . . . oh, wait . . . The start of Yom Kippur on Monday delayed the opening one day. (Whatever happened to that church and state deal?) Anyway, the Court heard arguments this morning in a boring deportation case but the big news was that the transcript of the arguments was posted on the Internet before the afternoon was over. That is the first time in the history of ever. (Do not click on the link - it's a 45 page pdf file.) But people are already buzzing over Justice Scalia, as noted above, assuming that a Mexican who has been deported to Mexico is already drinking tequila. I, as a liberal, am offended.

Double Defense: He's An Alcoholic And Now This . . .

And ABC News had a doosy (doozy?) about this guy tonight.

The Man Knows How To Appeal To The Masses

Link. I would say that such a proposal is unconstitutional but with the way the Supreme Court is changing, I'm not so sure any more.

Changes

If you listen to the Oasis you won't anymore. Link.

Angry Professor

I haven't verified that it is real, but it sure looks like it.

MC Trebek

Jeopardy, the college edition, had Trebek throwing down some rap lyrics. I thought it was funny.

I Would Never . . .

. . . provide a link to a bunch of pics of Paris Hilton dancing in a very short dress. Never. Ever. Well, maybe just a peek.

I've Found A Place To Meet Wife #7

Thanks to the Dallas Observer Blog.

Not The Best Pic In The World . . .

. . . but I noticed this sign while I was getting gas this morning (right after answering 15 questions - credit? car wash? receipt? etc.).

Jay Leno?

A faithful reader said that Jay read something from our "local paper" last night. I didn't see it but I've got my band of 100 reporters on the case.

What's The Name Of That Campaign Again?

Link.

Those Crazy Aggies

There is no audio to this, but the clip from the Tech game this weekend is burning up the Internet.

Speaking Of Death

Wise County has been lucky. While I was DA (1993-2000), there was not a single crime committed in the county that would have made a person eligible for the death penalty. And in the six years that I have left, that hasn't changed. (If you are interested in what crimes can cause a person to get the needle in Texas, check here.)

No "Do Overs" In Death Penalty Cases

There will be an article tomorrow about some guy on death row named Toney who was sentenced to death for a Lake Worth bombing that killed three people. I thought that name sounded familiar. Over seven years ago (right when the case was prosecuted), I fired off in a Skattershooting that I was surprised the Tarrant County D.A.'s office was able to convict him. Now it looks like he might not be guilty of the offense at all.

Uh, No

This guy must have seen this (PG-13) picture of a gal who had the idea first. What a great idea he thought she had.