Dave Campbell 2A Football Poll

If you click on it, you can see Pardise and Boyd.

Dave Campbell 3A Football Poll

If you click on it, you can see Decatur. I've clicked on it several times (really hard) looking for Bridgeport. I don't see them.

Big Brother Prevails

Opinion is here. (pdf format)

Just Because It's Friday: Elisha Cuthbert

Finally A Lawsuit I Support

Every waitress should be a Jehovah Witness. Not because I care about the religion, but because it would kill the Dreaded Birthday Bother Everyone In The Restaurant Celebration.

From The Update

Rhome has lost its collective mind. You always hear about the BS camera system for red light runners but rarely do you hear about it for speeders. And they wouldn't dare think about setting up a camera on highway 287, would they?

Theater of the Bizarre

Stay with me here: If you are a fan of Napoleon Dynamite and a fan of Carl from Sling Blade, you have to watch this youtube.com clip.

Surely This Is A Mistake

Edit: Nevermind. The cops decided to forego that troublesome judicial criminal process and killed him.

Insert Obvious Nascar Cliche Here

ABC World News Tonight taught me that NASCAR has teamed up with some romance novel writers to produce a series of books. One is here. My first suggested line: "As I grabbed her waist and pulled her close, she became so hot that she needed a restrictor plate. My fears of commitment rushed into my mind but I brake-checked them as quickly as I'd accept a free ticket to Talladega."

Vs. Stay And Die?

If I hear Bush or any other Republican Talking Head say "Cut and Run" one more time, I think my head will blow up. Iraq is a debacle.

CraigsList.Com

Yahoo has a story on CraigList.com but I'm not particularly interested. But if you have ever roamed around the free-for-all classified site, you'll find some very weird things. I mean, very weird.

Posh Beckham For "The Blog's" Many UK Fans

I know. Bad excuse.

Janeane Garofalo Is 42 Today

And she has always sort of jazzed me.

Cat Speaks From Grave

Jeff Crilley was beating me down again with his 100th story (ok, I exaggerate) about some guy that tortured a cat. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, we love animals. Yeah, the jury gave the guy eight (!!) years to do. But I was kind of taken aback when I saw that a Victim Impact Statement was read to the defendant by Marty McManus a "Former Animal Cruelty Investigator." That statement is read after the jury has been dismissed and after the sentence has been imposed. It has no impact on the judgment or sentence. It just seemed a little bizarre. After all, she's a victim? People can be so dramatic about animals.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

The ratings wars for 9:00 a.m. in Dallas/Fort Worth (don't worry about what the numbers out to the side mean - it would give you Tired Head.) Source: Ed Bark (very recent ex-TV critic of the DMN)

Good While It Lasted

I watched most of the second half of the game and my only impression was that the BYU receivers caught everything thrown to them. Mormans: Thumbs Up Disciples of Christ: Thumbs Down

Time Waste

. . . looking at every old cereal box you can think of.

Speaking Of Closing

Despite the krillion commercials I saw promoting it, I never have understood "ESPN Mobile." Well, I don't have to. It has been axed. ESPN apparantly took a financial beating on the deal with the best guess being a loss of $135 million.