"Remember Your Dancers, Bartenders and Reporters"

This will never happen to Lari Barager.

Superdome Re-opens Tonight

Check it out on Monday Night Football on ESPN. (And U2 will appear in the pre-game show during the six o'clock hour.) I attended one game in the Superdome - the 1993 National Championship game between Alabama and Miami. Good times. (Although my friend's wife kept referring to the stadium as the "Sugar Drum".)

Romance Is Sweet

$83? That's The Face Value?

No News To Me

The Star Telegram has an editorial today on how ambiguous a recent Attorney General's opinion was on the issue of the authority of the State Board of Education. It was too boring to finish. But I do know this: Your typical AG's opinion is so full of wiggle room and exceptions that it is normally meaningless.

Update To Be Renamed Carnage Update

FATAL ACCIDENT — Joshua Crenshaw, 21, of Poolville died before dawn Sunday after the truck in which he was a passenger turned over and hit a barbed wire fence, ejecting him from the vehicle . . . . FIVE TAKEN TO HOSPITAL — Five people were hospitalized Sunday around 5 p.m. after two cars collided at the intersection of Farm Road 1655 and County Road 2896 in Alvord . . . . ANOTHER BAD WRECK — Five people were taken to Fort Worth hospitals after two-vehicle accident Sunday around 8 p.m. on U.S. 81/287 between Decatur and Alvord . . . .

Man who shouted 'Tequila!' in song dies

Link. But I always picture Pee Wee Herman dancing when I hear it.

I Really, Really Don't Know

Youtube.com is driving me insane.

Overused Phrase

"I hate to lose." That, sir, does not make you unique.

Nip/Tuck

Ok, here's the "shower scene" clip involving Slater on Nip/Tuck. Warning: PG-13 (even though it's on "regular" cable TV). And it can be described simply as: G-A-Y.

Secret Video . . .

. . . of me during my Florida football trip a couple of weeks ago. (Here)

What Is Going On?

What a crazy Sunday news day. And this story may be the craziest of them all.

Just When You Think The Worst

Link. And I know it would be sensational, but I hope their is some video footage of the reunion on tonight's news.

Shocking

Charlotte Observer story here. (If you need a password, get one here.) But NBC Sports tonight is claiming the "critical condition" aspect is not true. Update: NBC says that Simms had his spleen removed and will be in the hospital for "several days."

I Seriously Question That

This guy's picture is always in an ad in the Sports Section of the DMN. It proclaims he is a 66 year old man witha 30 year old's body. And it proclaims, "this photo is not digitally enhanced."

I Don't Know

The Burdens I Bear

The Dallas Observer Has The Creepiest Cover This Week