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Abortion Issues Resolved

South Dakota is passing (or has passed) a bill outlawing abortion (which would become valid if Roe v. Wade was overturned.) Supporting senator Bill Napoli, a good strong clean conservative, explains (1) when an exception should be made (hint: if the girl is religious and a virgin it helps - and "brutally" raped helps even more) and (2) how out of wedlock births should be handled.

From This Week's Sports Illustrated About A-Rod

You can take your suit off by 1:00 a.m.?

Fergie

Time Waste Videos

• Johnny Knoxville almost had a hole blown in his chest during Jackass 2
• Weird Al Yankovic (who I normally hate) is kinda funny doing a spoof of "Ridin' Dirty" called "White and Nerdy"

Breaking Katie Holmes News . . .

. . . uh . . . not really (but if you ever wondered what the Moms looked like, here ya go.)

My Third Wife

This Was Actually In The Bridgeport Index Yesterday

But they kinda had the home field advantage on the story.

A Headline You Do Not Want To Be Associated With

There's A Baby In There?

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Youtube 14 second video here.

Take 38 Seconds . . .

. . . to watch a guy create a portrait of Abraham Lincoln with pennies.

I Don't Know

Excerpt Of The Speech That The President Of Venezuela . . .

. . . gave today at the United Nations (one day after President Bush stood in the same place).

Getting Younger At That Position

Dallas PD Chief David Kunkle, 55, who recently filed for divorce, is dating KTVT's Sarah Dodd, 32. Hey, now.

Kinky

. . . is kinda in trouble.

Walter Cronkite's Eyebrows Will Haunt Me All Day

It's Called The "Sexy Little House On The Praire" Look

He Just Keeps Coming

Remember the crazy right wing ad I posted in July from a guy named Vernon Robinson? Well, he's at it again with this new commercial. It should be entitled, "Vote for me because I bet my opponent likes Mexicans."