Stuff That Makes Me Laugh

Bar fight. "Do you like me?" Underage girl. Explained.

Very Random Question In My Head

Carnage Is Done

I don't know why I'm fascinated by this.

Cover of Time This Week

I'm afraid the answer is really "no".

More Today Show Stuff

There's nothing like the forced chemistry of introducting Meredith to the two weirdest people on the show. Those guys creep me out (but not as much as they creeped Meredith out as they tried to drag her down the "yellow brick road.")

Momma Mena

I'm Too Mature To Laugh At This "Blonde Girl Flip"

And To Think . . .

. . . she would never have been governor if Clayton Williams hadn't shot his mouth off.

Cycle Schmycle

I've never understood why people get excited about someone hitting for the "cycle." I mean, four homeruns is better than that as is four triples. Sheesh, two homeruns, a triple and a double is better.

Nancy Grace Killed Someone

Edit: And I love how Wikipedia exposes her for the fraud she is.

Update on the Update

I just noticed that the paper edition of the Update is now running ads vertically in addition to horizontally. Sad day.

Triple Small

Although I refuse to buy an I-Pod or anything else from Apple (because I don't want to be married to I-Tunes), it is interesting to see that the new Shuffle will be very, very small.

Two Different Incidents Today

Me and My Mom At Six Flags Years Ago

(Video link).

Timber!

That Didn't Work Out Too Well

This guy tries to meet some teenage girl (who, heaven forbid, "has a myspace account") in Grapevine and a neighbor takes his picture. One of the news stations this morning (I think it was Fox) said the girl took this picture with her cell phone. I thought that would have been a pretty good cell phone if true.

Random Today Show Thought

I'm not sure I like Meredith Vieira. And the chemistry with Matt seems forced.

(And I'm mad I have to go to work because Matt's about to interview Debra "Hot Teacher" LaFave. (She just started off the interview explaining that she probably got a lot of attention because "sex sells.")

Twice A Day?

Actual picture of the Fellowship Church in Grapevine as it exists right now. Of course, they have an explanation.