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True Crime

The Star Telegram does a followup to the Update blurb about a Wise County teen being sexually assaulted. But there's not a whole lot of additional information.

Tryin' To Catch Me Ridin' Dirty

I have no idea about the facts of this case (which certainly makes me qualified to comment on it), but it doesn't mean jack that someone accused of possessing marijuana did not test positive for using marijuana. Although it's silly to get suspended over a marijuana charge.

Now That's A Much Nicer Name

Very little information here.

What The .. . ?

She used to hang out with a kid that saw dead people.

I Wonder If She Does the "Cabbage Patch"?

I had the craziest dream that former Rep. Tom DeLay wrote a letter to his supporters asking for them to support a contestant on Dancing With The Stars because she "represents good American values in the media." Then I woke up and found out it was true.

Channel 8 On Drugs

A very weird video of Brad Watson of Channel 8 explaining the governor's race by playing with dolls.

Not Guilty

A Wise County jury just found Charles Lawrence Vanwhy "not guilty" of aggravated sexual assault of a child after a two day trial. Stephen Wren and Jennifer Wren were the defense team.

I Didn't Even See "Britney Rears 2"

I Demand Sheriff David Walker To Do The Same Immediately

Or not.

I'm Getting My Back Tattooed Later Today

That's Ozzie Osborne's son, Jack.

Noppers

It looks like the "cell phone numbers will be released to telemarketers" false rumor is floating around again.

I Did Not Give This Ring To Lindsay Lohan

But somebody did. You could take all the diamonds of all my six ex-wives and it wouldn't be that big. (Even if you included the cubic zirconia one -which was pretty sweet.)

DMN Update

For those that care about the current status of the "buy out" of employees by the Dallas Morning News, here's and updated list. What a gutting.

Youth Football Chaos

Ok, you've probably seen the video of the coach knocking down the youth football player after the player had taken a cheap shot on another player. Yeah, the coach was out of line, but you would think the kid would at least admit he made a dirty play before the ugly incident. Oh, no. On this Today Show clip, the kid says he has "no idea" what prompted the coach's violent reaction. And mom fires off the hot sports opinion that the kid other coach needs to be in "prison."

Football Stuff

I loyal reader called my attention to this site for all of you high school football fanatics. I tend to see this site on a computer at the courthouse all the time. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

"Let's Hug It Out," - Ari from Entourage

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