Ouch

I wonder if a lady was knocked silly on the sideline at the OU game tonight. Uh....yeah. (youtube 23 second video.)

Owen's Heroes

That Had . . .

. . . to be horrific. (Full story.)

What A Great Night . . .

. . . to be eating Mexican food on a patio somewhere. Which I'm not.

The Size Of The Top High School Offensive Linemen

As I Move Slowly On A Cloudy Saturday . . .

(Link to story.) . . . I'm still convinced the death penalty is barbaric for a civilized society.

It'll Be Slow Here The Rest Of The Day

. . . I've got to prepare for my meeting.

The Privates Are Going To Be The Downfall Of Society

Full Story.

I Want My Silver Butter Dish Back

There Was A Story This Week On America Getting Fatter

I wonder why.

Me At The Decatur Lion's Club

I Just Hope My House Appreciates A Little

Jerry bought the Cowboys for $150 million in 1989 (man, it'll be the twenty year anniversary soon). Anyway, Forbes Magazine thinks he could sell it today for $1.17 billion. And, for what it's worth, I like Jerry. I don't know what complaints you could possibly have. He spends a ton of money on players. He wants to win. And he doesn't meddle ever since giving The New Jersey Con Man complete control over the team.

Lake Update: 17 Feet Low

Sometimes I Can't Find . . .

. . . a particular Texas newspaper online. Oh, wait.

Funny . . .

. . . college football predictions.

DMN Headline I Had To Read A Couple Of Times

From Tomorrow's/Friday's Star-Telegram

Let me get this straight: The government sends out 100 agents to ransack seven homes and all they find is 11 guns and some marijuana? Heck, you could find more than that in seven homes in Seven Wires. (For my non-Wise County readers, that's a high tone Decatur subdivision reference .)

The MTV Music Awards Were Tonight

Didn't watch it. But you can see a ton of glamour shots from the evening here. (And, man, does Pink have a lot going on with her head - and I can't tell if the tooth is screwed up or a photo blemish. I will stay up all night worrying about it.)