From Tomorrow's/Friday's Star-Telegram

Let me get this straight: The government sends out 100 agents to ransack seven homes and all they find is 11 guns and some marijuana? Heck, you could find more than that in seven homes in Seven Wires. (For my non-Wise County readers, that's a high tone Decatur subdivision reference .)

The MTV Music Awards Were Tonight

Didn't watch it. But you can see a ton of glamour shots from the evening here. (And, man, does Pink have a lot going on with her head - and I can't tell if the tooth is screwed up or a photo blemish. I will stay up all night worrying about it.)

Those Conservative Judges Are So Good For America

Don't travel with large sums of money. Your government will take it. And keep it. (Link will probably appeal only to law folks, civil libertarians, or good Americans.)

For Some Insane Reason . . .

. . . I just sat through an overtime period in the preseason Cowboys/Vikings game. An overtime that included two short kicks missed by new placekicker Mike Vanderjagt. As we all go to our beaten down jobs tomorrow, we can reflect on the above paragraph written during the off season.

Friday Random Poll

Throw Up A Pic Of A Hot Girl Every Now And Then And Look What Happens

Say What?

And to think I've been trying to get "Jim Bob" removed from my ankle.

Wow

And one that worked for Trophy Club. And one that had been convicted of having sex with a person he had detained while on duty. (Story).

The Thought Of Baby Birds Came To Mind

What A Coincidence . . .

. . . that is exactly what my date wore last night. Unfortunately, it was to Wednesday Night Services.

Hey, . . . . . Now Wait A Minute

Sweet and Innocent Debbie Gibson is 36 Today

Well, maybe not so sweet and innocent.

Harold Taft Was Never This Hot

No audio. Crappy video. But somehow I'm very interested in Mexican weather.

Trifecta

Man, this happening a lot. There was the guy from Midolothian two weeks ago, the guy in the hotel off Mockingbird in Dallas yesterday, and now this morning we have another. I'm looking supiciously at my co-workers just in case they might flip out.

CNN Doing Schtick?

Remember . . .

. . . this NFL quarterback who had a feature roll on "The Bachelor"? Well, he's been rejected. Hard.

I'm Hypnotized

"Would you give me a foot massage?" - Pulp Fiction

Hey, it's the National Enquirer but it's had some street cred in the past.