Thank You, I'll Be Here All Week

College Football Season . . .

. . . opens this weekend which gives me a reason to post this pic. Go sports.

My Life Force Has Been Sucked Out Of Me

Sheesh. Not again. (From the DMN home page).

Jackass 2
I am waaaaaay too mature to see this new movie.

From Another DMN Story

County Commissioner Salaries Ellis County: $72,381 Johnson County: $65,112 Tarrant County: $116,506 Collin County: $96,471 I don't know what Wise County Commissioners make and I'm too lazy to call Katherine Canova, the County Treasurer.

Caught My Eye In the DMN

I Wish . . .

. . . I had a better close-up of this guy's face because it sooooo looks like "I want a do-over."

We Are Sooooo Uptight

Interesting story out of Frisco. A teacher gets reprimanded for taking her fifth grade class on a field trip to a museum that had (surprise!) classic, religious nude art. A caller to the Mark Davis show a second ago said, "I'd let my kid go to the Cleburne Museum but not that Dallas one." That sums it up perfectly.

Easier Than Working Out and Counting Fat Grams

Katie gets slimmer. (Source)

Random Runaway Bay Counterfeiting Federal Prison Sentence News

Bush and Wednesday Morning

Two great clips I pulled off the Today Show this morning when Bush was interviewed in New Orleans yesterday. The first one (33 seconds) shows how he continues to confuse 9/11 and Iraq (until he is called on it.) And I'll swear he mispeaks by saying, "Did we fight the wrong war? I have no doubt." And in the second one (28 seconds) he speaks of how he has an "ecelectic" [sic] reading list. (Both are youtube format).

The Ticket

These are the guys I listen to on the radio every morning. Someone told me there was a girl in this picture, but I haven't noticed.

These Girls Creep Me Out

Tomorrow's Headline: He Quit Citing Serious Health Concerns

Silly and Ridiculous

I'm Sick Of Hurricane Katrina Talk . . .

. . . but I had to go back and check to see what I wrote about it on here a year ago. My Sunday evening post (the day before the storm hit) made me a master of understatement.

I Have Mixed Feelings About The Show . . .

. . . but that's a funky new DVD cover.

For All Of Ye That Thought Ye Were Having A Bad Day

Line I stole: Reminds me of Homer's suggestion to Bart on how to break up with Mrs. Krabappel: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."