The Ticket

These are the guys I listen to on the radio every morning. Someone told me there was a girl in this picture, but I haven't noticed.

These Girls Creep Me Out

Tomorrow's Headline: He Quit Citing Serious Health Concerns

Silly and Ridiculous

I'm Sick Of Hurricane Katrina Talk . . .

. . . but I had to go back and check to see what I wrote about it on here a year ago. My Sunday evening post (the day before the storm hit) made me a master of understatement.

I Have Mixed Feelings About The Show . . .

. . . but that's a funky new DVD cover.

For All Of Ye That Thought Ye Were Having A Bad Day

Line I stole: Reminds me of Homer's suggestion to Bart on how to break up with Mrs. Krabappel: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."

I Don't Know

CNN Live Mic Snafu (Credit: PinkDome.Com)

"While President Bush spoke today, the CNN accidentally had anchor Kyra Phillips's mic on, projecting over the Prez. It sounds like she was in the bathroom, but fortunately the mic came on after she did her business. Her sister-in-law, however, just found out that Kyra thinks she's a control freak."

Triple Hey, Now

Slow Blog Day - Classic Video

Ridin' Dirty

Hornbuckle's church may one day change its web site.

My Obsession With Ann Curry . . .

. . . continues. This morning she showed "fake excitement" over a spare tennis match won by Andre Agassi. Quick youtube.com clip here. I know it's not particularly exciting, but it creates a Major Stop Down in my morning routine.

I Think I Heard Him Say, "Hey, Now!"

Edit: Nope, not photoshopped. Source.

I Don't Know The Story Behind This, But I Wish I Did

Miranda

One complaint I almost always get from my clients is, "The cop never read me my rights." I'm sure he didn't. The only time the Miranda warnings have to be read to a person by an officer is when (1) the person is arrested and (2) the officer intends to take a written or video/audio recorded statement. Otherwise, it doesn't matter. And, yep, that's a picture of Mr. Miranda. (After being released from prison, he was stabbed to death at the ripe old age of 36.)

"It's Darreon"

I love the Win Star Casino commercial where the guy checks out the maid of honor.

Victim Impact Statement After The Hornbuckle Verdict

Girl, I seriously doubt God wants you as His spokesperson.