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CNN Live Mic Snafu (Credit: PinkDome.Com)

"While President Bush spoke today, the CNN accidentally had anchor Kyra Phillips's mic on, projecting over the Prez. It sounds like she was in the bathroom, but fortunately the mic came on after she did her business. Her sister-in-law, however, just found out that Kyra thinks she's a control freak."

Triple Hey, Now

Slow Blog Day - Classic Video

Ridin' Dirty

Hornbuckle's church may one day change its web site.

My Obsession With Ann Curry . . .

. . . continues. This morning she showed "fake excitement" over a spare tennis match won by Andre Agassi. Quick youtube.com clip here. I know it's not particularly exciting, but it creates a Major Stop Down in my morning routine.

I Think I Heard Him Say, "Hey, Now!"

Edit: Nope, not photoshopped. Source.

I Don't Know The Story Behind This, But I Wish I Did

Miranda

One complaint I almost always get from my clients is, "The cop never read me my rights." I'm sure he didn't. The only time the Miranda warnings have to be read to a person by an officer is when (1) the person is arrested and (2) the officer intends to take a written or video/audio recorded statement. Otherwise, it doesn't matter. And, yep, that's a picture of Mr. Miranda. (After being released from prison, he was stabbed to death at the ripe old age of 36.)

"It's Darreon"

I love the Win Star Casino commercial where the guy checks out the maid of honor.

Victim Impact Statement After The Hornbuckle Verdict

Girl, I seriously doubt God wants you as His spokesperson.

Note To Local News Affiliates

There is no need to show me footage of people (1) buying water, (2) getting gas, (3) buying plywood, (4) nailing up plywood, etc. And you also don't have to show me the old timer who says "I ain't ever left and I don't plan to leave now."

Speaking Of Slater . . .

. . . he's getting neekid in Nip/Tuck this season and some pics have made their way to the Internet. If neekid buttocks offend you (as they do me), do not click on this link. Now if it were Screech, I'd look.

Prison!

15 years.

Well That Was A Big Bag Of Nothing

Story.

Official Chick of DPS

If you ever renew your driver's license online, you'll see this fake license as an example. I've always wondered who that girl was and how she got chosen.

How Could He Survive?

Sports Tidbits go over like a lead balloon here, but this paragraph in the DMN regarding UT having to replace their placekicker made me roll my eyes. Check out the last sentence. (And, as a sidenote, I'd like to apologize for truncating Mr. Shipley's head.)

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