Note To Local News Affiliates

There is no need to show me footage of people (1) buying water, (2) getting gas, (3) buying plywood, (4) nailing up plywood, etc. And you also don't have to show me the old timer who says "I ain't ever left and I don't plan to leave now."

Speaking Of Slater . . .

. . . he's getting neekid in Nip/Tuck this season and some pics have made their way to the Internet. If neekid buttocks offend you (as they do me), do not click on this link. Now if it were Screech, I'd look.

Prison!

15 years.

Well That Was A Big Bag Of Nothing

Story.

Official Chick of DPS

If you ever renew your driver's license online, you'll see this fake license as an example. I've always wondered who that girl was and how she got chosen.

How Could He Survive?

Sports Tidbits go over like a lead balloon here, but this paragraph in the DMN regarding UT having to replace their placekicker made me roll my eyes. Check out the last sentence. (And, as a sidenote, I'd like to apologize for truncating Mr. Shipley's head.)

Like free porn?

The Messenger Has God-Like Powers

"You Gotta Have a Montage"

If you missed the opening montage to the Emmy's last night, youtube.com has it here. Thumbs up. (And the Dateline spoof was genius.) Although there is a stupid controversy about the plane crash aspect.

Hey, Now (Or Maybe Not)

I Wonder What That Devon Energy Guy Earns? Oh.

Other CEO pay of every company you could think of is here.

Over 40? It'll Make Sense. Kinda.

First 3A AP Poll - No Decatur. No Bridgeport.

Click to enlarge

From Channel 5 News Tonight

I've got those exact same shorts.

Serena?

Now That's A Crime I'm Offended By

Oh, Yeah, The Poll Results

Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts:

• Yep, played golf yesterday and I actually put one in the cup from 140 yards out. (An eagle on a par 5). I'm an absolutely awful golfer but for that one brief moment life was good. But I'm prepared to wait another 20 years for it to happen again.
• On the Emmy's tonight, the three original Charlie's Angels appeared - still not bad after all of these years.
• On Fox 4 News, there was a story about some high school girl who was sent home from Fossil Creek High School because she had pink hair. Her respect-authority-mom appeared on a video clip to call the situation the result of "stupidity" on the part of administration. Nice.
• The Terrell Owens situation is getting comical - who would have thought it would have gone down hill so fast.
• Bill Parcells never smiles - and he looks like a miserable human being.
• I rented The Marathon Man the other day - good stuff.
• I rented The Truman Show the other day - awful stuff.
• I'm now watching season one of Boston Legal - very promising stuff.
• If you want to see a very bizarre clip of an Emmitt Smith roast with Jamie Foxx absolutely gutting a struggling comedian, check this out.(But: extreme language warning.)