Incredibly Random Thought

I don't think I've ever hit this key.

Very Random "Deer In Headlights" Pic

Fancy Smancy At The Courthouse

Coaches Poll From DMN

Like UT, The Aggies Are Getting A New Screen, Too

So is this the wave of the future? Go to a game and look at the screen the entire time?

Easy, Easy

Headline generator here.

From DallasBlog.Com

$236k is peanuts? On behalf of every attorney I've ever met, that is a load of, uh, poop. (Source)

Poll Results

I'm kind of surprised to learn of the "mature" age of the people that read this silliness on a daily basis. Thanks to all.

Although I Tend To Be A Private Blogger . . .

. . . I feel compelled to reveal that I think I set an all time personal electric bill last month. I'd feel better if someone would admit to one-upping me.

I Would Like To Predict Failure

Story.

CSI

It's been released for about 10 years, but here's the JonBenet ransom note.

Not A Chance

Link.

Coker and Hawkins Are Scrambling Right Now

Story.

The Rapture . . .

. . . is on youtube.com.

Political Junkies Only

A couple of weeks ago, I caught some heat for saying that the Republican Administration intentionally threw out the term "al Qaeda" in connection with the alleged plot to blow up a bunch of jets heading from London to the U.S. when there was no evidence to support it. I called it the Culture of Fear - keep us scared so we won't question the President's actions. Well, here's a clip of exactly the same thing. Van Taylor is some Texas spare running for Congress who appeared on the Chris Matthew Show. He starts off by firing off a hot sports opinion that Al Queda is in Iraq and that's what the battle is about. Of course, that's a load of crap since all the bloodshed is due to the beginning of a civil war between the Shiites & Sunnis. Thankly Thankfully, Chris Matthews hands this guy his arse. Edit: Sheesh, you guys are tough.

"Uh.....Do You Like Chinese Food?"

This is Gisele Bundchen who, according to Forbes (the magazine, not the attorney) is the highest-paid supermodel in the industry by raking in $30 million last year.

Slater's Publicity Pic For "Dancing With The Stars"

Springer here. Emmitt here. The very gay Tucker Carlson here.

Sportzzzzzz

The second coming of Troy Aikman isn't the second coming of Troy Aikman after all. (And to think I just criticized that blog for never having anything interesting on it.) Personally, I hope Henson hits it big with some other team so the New Jersey Con Man will be exposed.