I Would Like To Predict Failure

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CSI

It's been released for about 10 years, but here's the JonBenet ransom note.

Not A Chance

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Coker and Hawkins Are Scrambling Right Now

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The Rapture . . .

. . . is on youtube.com.

Political Junkies Only

A couple of weeks ago, I caught some heat for saying that the Republican Administration intentionally threw out the term "al Qaeda" in connection with the alleged plot to blow up a bunch of jets heading from London to the U.S. when there was no evidence to support it. I called it the Culture of Fear - keep us scared so we won't question the President's actions. Well, here's a clip of exactly the same thing. Van Taylor is some Texas spare running for Congress who appeared on the Chris Matthew Show. He starts off by firing off a hot sports opinion that Al Queda is in Iraq and that's what the battle is about. Of course, that's a load of crap since all the bloodshed is due to the beginning of a civil war between the Shiites & Sunnis. Thankly Thankfully, Chris Matthews hands this guy his arse. Edit: Sheesh, you guys are tough.

"Uh.....Do You Like Chinese Food?"

This is Gisele Bundchen who, according to Forbes (the magazine, not the attorney) is the highest-paid supermodel in the industry by raking in $30 million last year.

Slater's Publicity Pic For "Dancing With The Stars"

Springer here. Emmitt here. The very gay Tucker Carlson here.

Sportzzzzzz

The second coming of Troy Aikman isn't the second coming of Troy Aikman after all. (And to think I just criticized that blog for never having anything interesting on it.) Personally, I hope Henson hits it big with some other team so the New Jersey Con Man will be exposed.

Reggie Collier's Name Just Popped In My Head

(Click to ..... uh, you know) The mind-numbing DMN Matt Mosley Dallas Cowboy Blog had the above tidbit in it a couple of days ago after the preseason game with the Saints. If I'm the second string QB for the Cowboys who is allegedly battling for a starting job, I would hope that I would have more than 12 text messages. Mostly from college aged women, no doubt.

Odd Note Of The Day

Bernie Williams is a baseball player. He may be really good because I've heard his name before. Bernie Williams has a web site. Bernie's web site got hacked yesterday by . . . get this . . . a hacker claiming to be from Turkey. The above graphic is all you can find on Bernie's web site. Look at his hacked web site here. In light of this development, Liberally Lean has raised its Terror Warning to Red. We've heard rumors that there might be a Cottondale fundamentalist group that is launching an attack.

After Too Many Wordy Posts

I Hate Poddy Humor

(As always, click to enlarge). But the above paragraph from the current edition of U.S. News and World Report is turning heads.

Good News

Your federal government has so little to do that its focusing on small town Hispanic meth users. The "War On Drugs" must be in its last throes. The "Mission Accomplished" banner will be unveiled at any moment. (Graphic from WCM Update)

Your Name In Japanese

That's mine. Get yours here.

Nugget

In an otherwise boring hearing on whether a state supreme court judge should be admonished for supporting former U.S. Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers, came the above blurb. So Karl Rove calls the judge to have the judge call James Dobson? It's Bizarro World.

Baylor Fans Only - But It Made Me Laugh

Read this quote (from a Bear follower) on, of all places. a UT Blog: The true test is over the next three years; Can we win 8 or 9 games in a season and play in a bowl game? As the excellent documentary Kill Bill: Vol. 1 shows, coming out of a coma is easy, but regaining your motor skills is going to take persistence and struggle. We have just begun to wiggle our big toe.

Who Amongst Us Doesn't Want To Write A Bloody Message Every Now And Then?

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