Slater's Publicity Pic For "Dancing With The Stars"

Springer here. Emmitt here. The very gay Tucker Carlson here.

Sportzzzzzz

The second coming of Troy Aikman isn't the second coming of Troy Aikman after all. (And to think I just criticized that blog for never having anything interesting on it.) Personally, I hope Henson hits it big with some other team so the New Jersey Con Man will be exposed.

Reggie Collier's Name Just Popped In My Head

(Click to ..... uh, you know) The mind-numbing DMN Matt Mosley Dallas Cowboy Blog had the above tidbit in it a couple of days ago after the preseason game with the Saints. If I'm the second string QB for the Cowboys who is allegedly battling for a starting job, I would hope that I would have more than 12 text messages. Mostly from college aged women, no doubt.

Odd Note Of The Day

Bernie Williams is a baseball player. He may be really good because I've heard his name before. Bernie Williams has a web site. Bernie's web site got hacked yesterday by . . . get this . . . a hacker claiming to be from Turkey. The above graphic is all you can find on Bernie's web site. Look at his hacked web site here. In light of this development, Liberally Lean has raised its Terror Warning to Red. We've heard rumors that there might be a Cottondale fundamentalist group that is launching an attack.

After Too Many Wordy Posts

I Hate Poddy Humor

(As always, click to enlarge). But the above paragraph from the current edition of U.S. News and World Report is turning heads.

Good News

Your federal government has so little to do that its focusing on small town Hispanic meth users. The "War On Drugs" must be in its last throes. The "Mission Accomplished" banner will be unveiled at any moment. (Graphic from WCM Update)

Your Name In Japanese

That's mine. Get yours here.

Nugget

In an otherwise boring hearing on whether a state supreme court judge should be admonished for supporting former U.S. Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers, came the above blurb. So Karl Rove calls the judge to have the judge call James Dobson? It's Bizarro World.

Baylor Fans Only - But It Made Me Laugh

Read this quote (from a Bear follower) on, of all places. a UT Blog: The true test is over the next three years; Can we win 8 or 9 games in a season and play in a bowl game? As the excellent documentary Kill Bill: Vol. 1 shows, coming out of a coma is easy, but regaining your motor skills is going to take persistence and struggle. We have just begun to wiggle our big toe.

Who Amongst Us Doesn't Want To Write A Bloody Message Every Now And Then?

Link.

Hmmmm

(Source). Let me make a prediction that is completely without a factual basis: This jury cut a deal with each other - let's end these negotiations and find him guilty but let's give him probation. And now the punishment phase begins.

Well, That Certainly Was A Clear Cut Response

Uh, No. . .

. . . you cannot marry him. But it's better than him. (Warning, the latter contains a very bad word that people under 30 should not view without their parent's permission)

Great Way . . .

. . . to fight off the bed bugs.

The Hornbuckle Jury Must Have Passed Out

But in the meantime, the Star Telegram summarizes the length of jury deliberations in some high profile cases. (Click to enlarge)

Giggle

Ex-School Teacher

He may have nothing to do with JonBenet, but he may be the creepiest guy in the history of ever. And I'm not sure I've ever seen a guy wear his pants quite that high.