Kelly Clarkson Gets Her Freak On

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Poll Results

But I'll admit that we might have some over-voting going on. The results are about as valid as the final recount in Florida in 2000.

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Public Service

I personally will counsel with any such woman that finds herself depressed.

Let's Tap The Brakes

(Click to enlarge.) The Drudge Report is always changing, but as the screen shot above shows, the arrest of the suspect in the JonBenet case may have some holes.

I Love The Decatur Courthouse . . .

. . . because it doesn't have cameras in the courtroom! I blogged a while back about a lawyer that showed up for trial drunk in Las Vegas. Incredibly, that courtroom was equipped with a ton of cameras and has an audio system that is stellar. The videos of the event are all posted here. Quite frankly, they are huge to download and probably not worth your time. However, if you want to see some tension between (an overly nice) judge and a buzzed (but not drunk) lawyer. check it out. Edit: If you love reality TV, this stuff is pure gold.

Jen Was Angry While WiseCounty.Com Was Down

Hey, Now

Like I Didn't Have Enough Problems

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The Greatest Movie Of Our Generation

(Graphic taken down because that hissing was getting on my nerves.)

Alleged Killer Speaks - Amazing

This accused killer of JonBenet Ramsey is either the real killer or a certified nut job.

Is That Bono?

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Temperature at 5:10 PM

Me Walking Into Court With All My Paralegals

I'm Gonna Kill Webcom.com

Yep, www.wisecounty.com remains down because the boys in California don't know their head from their tanned butts. They have a "status" page which is updated every two hours to simply tell me the problem will be corrected in two hours. If I made money from this site, I'd be losing money. Huh?

Lose 5 More Pounds And She'll Be Perfect!

Say What?

This headline is everywhere: A suspect in the JonBenet Ramsey murder has been arrested in Thailand, Denver TV station KUSA reports. CNN working to confirm. This will be interesting. (Google news links.)

Random Thought

I think I'd rather be called a "Drug Lord" instead of a "Drug Kingpin." It just sounds cooler.