A Morning Pick Me Up

Suicide notes.

Small Giggle For The Evening

Pat Robertson is crazy . . .

. . . and that was even before I learned on his web site that he thinks he can leg press 2.000 pounds.

Drunk Christina A.

Jimmy Buffet Redux

As I blew past the Academy of Country Music awards last night, I saw that Kenny Chesney was performing by Las Vegas' pool while wearing a swimsuit and a cowboy hat. For some time now, he's been trying to be a country Jimmy Buffett. I think he probably will. Twenty years from now, I can see him still having a huge following of beer-drinking-lets-go-to-the-beach fans. But please don't become exactly like Buffett. I stressfully reach for a pistol every time I hear "Margaritaville."

Let's See: $2.89 - $1.99 * 20 Gallons * 30,000 miles a year @ 15 mpg

Would you buy a gas guzzling SUV from GM if they promised to reimburse you for every penny that you spent on gasoline over $1.99 a gallon? Bad news is that you have to be a California or Florida customer to get the deal.

With Little Publicity . . .

. . .Sweetie Pie's has opened where Mattie's used to be.

Uh, If You Were Wondering If Dirk Was Fouled To Set Up The Game Tying 3 Point Play . . .

Dear Mr. President

A little known secret is that all of us liberals get together every night and sing this song with big ol' liberal tears running down our our big ol' liberal cheeks. YouTube video.

American Idol Giggle

Legal Humor

This is the perfect name for a Plaintiff's personal injury lawyer.

Ouch. But Funny.

A faithful reader sent me this link - be sure to watch it a couple of times for the full effect. We know Jason Terry hit Michael Finley in the unit during game five, but did you see Mavs coach Avery Johnson do the same diabolic act to one of this players during game seven? Great stuff. YouTube video.

Wendy From "The Wonder Years" [Edit: Make That "Winnie"]

The Last Powerful Texas Democrat Is Dead

"Senator, I knew Jack Kennedy. I served with Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." Story

Blair and Jo Reunited

I Wonder What All You Get For That Much Money?

From the Update: BIG PLANS FOR BIG CHURCH — Grace Fellowship Church announced it will build a 30,000 square foot church at an estimated cost of $4.2 million in Paradise. It expects the project to be completed in September 2007. Pastor B.J. Rutledge said the church, which was founded in June 2003, has 1,000 members. The "fellowship" churches seem to be a new phenomenon and time will tell if they will last. They refuse to be branded (don't call 'em Methodist or Baptist) - and you can't sing a song without guitars and drums. And I don't know if they have "official positions" on issues such as alcohol, abortion, and the like.

Very Nerdy Mavericks

How odd - a video of "The Avery Bunch" which is a spoof of the opening of "The Brady Bunch". It looks like it was produced with the Mavs consent but it is so wheels off - all the guys are looking around everywhere - the guys on the bottom will look down below - the guys on the left will look off to the left - and so on. Just strange. Youtube link.

Kickin' It

Spinning exhaust pipe. Buy one here.