Rah Rah TCU

Here's the real cover of Texas Monthly if you want to understand the humor.

Don't You Hate It When Those Liberals Try To Be Funny?

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WASHINGTON - The federal government plans to begin doling out debit cards worth $2,000 each to adult victims of Hurricane Katrina, the Associated Press has learned.

Legitimate News

Some guy named Ricky Roghair was just sentenced to 99 years in prison by a Wise County jury for aggravated assault. Since I didn't watch any of it, I really don't know much other than (1) he used a weapon the State called a deadly weapon (a fireplace poker, not a red hot poker, just a fireplace poker), (2) he had a prior felony conviction which increased the range of punishment from 2 to 20 years to 5 to 99 years/life, (3) the victim was a female who might have ended up with a pierced cheek because of the incident, and (4) I think it took place in Runaway Bay.

Well This Certainly Settles Who's Right

Kanye West (the rapper who is hated by W's supporters) debuted this week at #1 on the Billboard charts with his new album, "Late Registration". And he even topped the newly released album by Brooks and Dunn who came in #3 with "Hillbilly Deluxe".

We'll Worry About Freedom of the Press Some Other Time

FEMA doesn't want the press to take any pictures of the dead in New Orleans.

UT Fans Hoped He Was Downloading Game Film

The Dallas Morning News had this tidbit about UT coach Mack Brown: He spent part of this summer downloading 2,200 songs into his MP3 player (including Dr. Dre, 50 Cent and Jay-Z). "I downloaded every one of the songs myself," Brown said.

Slight Time Waste

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Worth A Giggle

Time For The Gubernator To Take A Stand?

CNSNews.com - The California Legislature on Tuesday became the first in the nation to pass a bill allowing same-sex, civil marriages. The legislation, AB 849, deletes "a man and a woman" from California marriage law, replacing that phrase with "two persons."The California Assembly voted 41-35 to send the bill to Republican Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has not said whether he will sign it.

Poor Dogs

Dogs wait for their owners to return as they sit on top a flooded car in New Orleans, La., Monday, Sept. 5, 2005. Thousands of animals have been left stranded in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)

He Must Have A New Press Agent

Normally, Gov. Rick Perry is a walking disaster when it comes to public relations. For whatever reason, he's done a heck of a job in the aftermath of Katrina. This morning, he got five minutes or more on the Today show as he walked around the floor of the Astrodome with Katie Couric.

Stating The Obvious (Again)

Hurricane Katrina is the worst disaster for the United States since the Civil War. (Sorry, I stole that from someone else - but it is true). Over the next three weeks, the number of bodies that will be found will be staggering. And although everyone wants to be involved in the "blame game", I'm surprised that George W's playing of a guitar after the disaster doesn't rival Clinton's video clip of "I did not have sex with that woman". (As a friend of mine told me, "I don't blame Bush, I blame those hired by him to be in charge of the press that allowed that photo to be taken".) (Sidenote: The only thing more horrifying than the disaster is Oprah Winfrey showing up in New Orleans to capitalize on it).

Football Crystal Ball

The biggest game for the University of Texas in the last ten years happens this weekend when they travel to play Ohio State. And it occurred to me, with a suddenly weak Oklahoma on the schedule, there has never been more pressure on UT coach Mack Brown. My prediction: They beat Ohio State and Oklahoma and then get upset by some team they are overwhelming favorites to beat.

Maybe They Had Better Things To Do

Most of the major media tonight had film clips of the deceased Chief Justice William Rehnquist body being carried up the steps of the Supreme Court as 6 of the 8 remaining justices lined the passage way. I'm still trying to figure out who who the two missing justices were. (And the video of Sandra Day O'Connor crying was very moving).

Football Confusion

TCU beat OU on Saturday and then awaited the polls to come out. The results? They come in at #22 in the AP Poll but fail to crack the USA Today/ESPN top 25l. And, of course, OU is ranked above TCU in both polls.

Odd Movies I've Seen in Theaters Over The Last Three Months

• Happy Endings - a smart comedy with Lisa Kudrow, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Tom Arnold.
• My Date With Drew - a dumb documentary about a guy who tries to get a date with Drew Barrymore
• Mysterious Skin - probably one of the most bizarre movies I've ever seen
• March of the Penguins - I never dreamed it would be any good - but it really was.

Grim

The 22 people died together. "Police believe they tried to escape the floodwaters of Hurricane Katrina lashed to one another with a rope. Rescuers found them last week in St. Bernard Parish just east of New Orleans. No one has identified them yet. No one has tried to figure out who they are or how they knew each other or how far they had come before a rescue crew found them wrapped around a pole."