To paraphrase Ludicrous: Move [guy], get out the way Get out the way [guy], get out the way I'm so glad I'm not young.

Well, a lot of people have the day off and the courthouse is closed but . . . wait for it . . . here I am: The hardest working man in s...

A backup officer says, "It's a California plate!" as he sees a vehicle go by and then says, "I'll be back!" ...

But Arnold did it better in True Lies:

There's a guy who tweets me everyday and rates the Random Thought Girl. I'm guessing he is going to be pleased. There might h...

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Story . But there would be a motivation: To keep their budget at a record high level that got ramped up during the last legislative sess...

The opinion was released this morning. It begins : It ends: When the right wing Texas Court of Criminal Appeals tell cops they ...

Fox 4 Morning news has changed their set and format. Consultants! Trump wins Arizona! The craziness continues. It's over. Basica...

I'm working on it.

Statement indicates Cruz wants to pre-emptively turn Muslim neighborhoods in the U.S. into police states. pic.twitter.com/Nbh96wbuUt — Be...

JUST IN: Belgian authorities have released an image of 3 suspects at #Brussels airport after terrorist attacks. pic.twitter.com/IQW5748wp...

BREAKING: Councillor Rob Ford, Toronto's most famous mayor, has died. He was 46. — Jennifer Pagliaro (@jpags) March 22, 2016

On the heels of the murder of two kids allegedly by the hands of their mother in Benbrook comes this news: " 2 adults, 2 children...

This is great. Horrible lyrics. Dr. Ben Carson standing awkwardly by. The Secret Service guys. And it ends with an announcer telling the a...