. . . Because I'm mostly off the grid.  No girl. No front page. No links. Google is your friend. Decatur's Tuf Cooper disqualifie...

I've tried to create a random post generator which you should see over to the right. Man, some of those are gold. Some are awful. And a...

pic.twitter.com/yfpd6O677L — nick pants (@nick_pants) July 8, 2015 Even Brian Cuban got involved yesterday.

"Oh, snap!" indeed. (There sure is a lot of hitting going on these days.) Source: Gawker .

He even included real photos and their phone numbers. And to post the ads, he used  the name "Don Tequila". I can picture him ...

Earlier:  And it's all fun and games until I can't logon to my bank account . . . and I can't!!! I will presume this ...

Saw in the Update that Wise County has had one same sex marriage license issued.  Wise County's Walmart made Fox 4 News last nig...

The old hidden 1st baseman trick https://t.co/aVxT1wF2pJ — DraftKings (@DraftKings) July 7, 2015

He's been "dismissed" from the team. There are some folks trying to defend him because the girl was the initial aggressor....

Subway built more than a decade long ad campaign around Jared.  The news this morning is now blowing up after a  report  that the feds...

When you wave your confederate flag on the 4th of July #Merica pic.twitter.com/2pyi9wPYvp — Tyler (@telford_tyler) July 4, 2015 Lang...

There are  about ten ducks that had been hanging out in the same place in a creek not far from my house for the past month. I got up ea...

This is from last night (or so I've heard.) Video .

Flashback: All of this is audio from The Ticket. If you want a treasure trove of more, go here .

62 hot dogs down. Matt Stonie upsets Joey Chestnut in the Hot Dog Eating Contest! Chestnut's streak comes to an end pic.twitter.com/m...

Impressive 'do'. Not something I would ever have myself. But it is inventive. It's quite a large hair cut #Wimbledon pic.twit...