Ambulance helicopter crashed at Wise Regional hospital in Decatur. No life threatening injuries. Barry (from iPhone) Edit: Star-Telegram st...

There's no way I'm doing this on Christmas Day. And, after all, what says "Merry Christmas" more than some crazy lady kno...

How my kids would probably have turned out. Alternatively, enjoy Christmas Cheerleaders. Merry Christmas to all you cRaZEee people!

Christmas on Friday is a good thing. Most of us are off on Thursday and then the weekend comes right after. Good times. I think the "ho...

When did this forcast happen? We've got us a blizzard predicted. Edit: And I spent the last two days referencing a White Christmas? C...

"Trooper Holds Phone While Man Smokes and Talks" Explanation in the Update . (Where you can learn that even non life threatening...

Credit: Tony

Flashback .

I power down whenever I hear the background singers in Elvis' "Blue Christmas." You know, that "waawaawhoo" stuff. ...

A comment I received about the officer-shooting-himself post from a couple of days ago. (Sorry, click to enlarge - but it's worth it.) ...

From: Walker, David Sent: Monday, December 21, 2009 9:31 PM To: WCSO All Personnel Subject: Christmas 19 years ago, Tricia Armstr...

Yet another idea I should have thought of first. What could possibly go wrong? (By the way, and unrelated, did I ever tell you I dreamed...

This was mentioned in the Update today. (Which is a little ironic since the news story originally appeared in the Update .) I tried to fin...

Attending a criminal docket call will suck the Christmas spirit out of you. NASCAR driver Jimmy Johnson has been named "AP Athlete of t...

Jessica Simpson. A candle. Reference to ear wax. A guy who might be gay singing a Christmas song. A Pappa John's pizza box as a protect...

It's kinda hard to argue with dad on this one. How is he supposed to cut his kid's hair against the kid's will?

Yep, an autographed copy.