4.22.2006
My Clubs Are In The Closet Somewhere
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Back when I used to golf (very badly), one the joys was seeing the "Cart Girl" coming towards me on the horizon. Little did I kno...
Miss USA 2006 (formerly Miss Kentucky)
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Violent Punch
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I have no idea what prompted grandma to punch this lady, but it was one heck of a blow. It's like a car wreck, you know you shouldn...
4.21.2006
I've Never Understood . . .
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. . . how the property at the southeast corner of Hwy 380 and I-35 in Denton went undeveloped. Not anymore. From the Morning News : ...
"I'm (not) In Love With A 'Stripper"
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This is what the second stripper looks like from the Duke-did-someone-get-raped-by-the-lacrosse-team scandal. Hmmmm. I think I'd rat...
Number Crunching Gives Me Tired Head
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From The Update: ROBIN HOOD - Decatur Superintendent Gary Gindt said Thursday, the Decatur school system should prepare to begin paying into...
Nothing Like A Liquored Flight
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So American Airlines gave away free tickets at the basketball game the other day? Southwest Airlines strikes back by giving away, on all of...
The Great Robert Smith . . .
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. . . of The Cure is 47 today.
An What Exactly Is That?
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Vanna White has received a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. "I remember my parents telling me, at the age of 10, `You can do any...
Safe Happens
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I love the new Jetta commercials that show normal folks driving down the road having a normal conversation and then......WHAM.....a crash h...
Good News For Old Guys
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Julio Franco, who played for the Texas Rangers from 1989 to 1993 , hit a home run last night for the New York Mets. At age 47 , he is the ...
4.20.2006
That Should Solve The Problem
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"In [an] action on Wednesday, federal officials detained 1,187 illegal immigrants working in 26 states for IFCO Systems North America...
"Henny Penny"
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Check out this great youtube clip from Jon Stewart's The Daily Show. Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld used the odd phrase of "henny...
Celebrity Cooking Showdown
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Did any of you see this show the last three nights? I caught maybe five minutes of it, and it was horrible . A lot of "stars" run...
Hold Me
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"Fake Breast Doc" Might Be A Little Hard To Pull Off
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This guy comes up with a brilliant scam that two women actually fell for .
Do You See "Good" Or "Evil"?
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No Naked Bears
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Baylor University is threatening to sanction any of its female students that pose for Playboy. I remember the same controversy erupting in...
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