3.19.2014

First Sign In Dallas About Upcoming Final Four


(1) How much do you think Coke paid the W for that?

(2) How mad would you be if you booked a room at the W and your view was obscured by that monstrosity? (A room tonight runs you a minimum of $395.)

Army Wife Loses 100 Pounds To Surprise Husband





Talk about putting down the cheeseburgers! This chick is the Wife Of The Year. "Hey, now", indeed.

But, man, the soldier was nervous talking about it. I mean, he's walking through a virtual IED field in that interview because he can't even remotely suggest there was anything wrong with her back when she was, uh, a little on the heavy side. There's one certain truth in this world: After every successful diet by the significant other, every man fears the, "Are you saying I used to be fat!!!!???" rant.

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts



  • Whatever happened to Jenny Jones and Ricki Lake?
  • BSNF BNSF is hiring 5,000 people. In this world of high tech, the old fashioned railroad keeps growing and growing. (I wonder how many of those jobs will be in north Fort Worth?)
  • I once gave a BNSF employee a ride from the 7-11 on Western Center Boulevard to the company's headquarters down the road. He claimed his car had broken down. It all turned out to be legit.
  • I'm not sure I understand the Cowboys new deal with defensive lineman Henry Melton: A one year deal for $5 million and then a three year extension of around $8 million per year if he is on the roster on the first day of the NFL season in 2015. Why not just call it a four year contract with the same amounts? The Cowboys could still cut him after the first year since football contracts aren't guaranteed.
  • Melton was originally recruited, and played, as a running back for UT. Here's a twenty yard TD run from back in the day.
  • Sean Hannity has abandoned his 24 hour I-Hate-Obama agenda to focus on the missing Malaysian flight. That's odd. (But that story is fascinating.) 
  • Odd fact: There were 21 rabbits entered for competition at the Wise County Youth Fair. (I had one week of rabbit raising experience in 2013). 
  • "You'll want to watch this incredible two-man golf trick shot over and over again"
  • There will be 2,000 volunteers working the Final Four at Jerry World. (The current March Madness TV contract cost Turner and CBS an average of over 3/4 of a billion dollars a year. That much money being thrown around and volunteers are needed? This isn't a charity event.)
  • By September, Texas will only have six abortion clinics.
  • I don't care anything about Decatur High School baseball but somehow I became aware last night that in the top of the 7th they were tied with Gainesville but in trouble: They faced bases loaded with no outs. Somehow they got out of that only to win it with a walkoff homer in the bottom of the inning. I would have liked to have seen that. 
  • You have about 24 hours to sign up for the Liberally Lean Pick 'Em Tourney.
  • Fox 4's Good Day on the ridiculous Big Hoss video board this morning. 
  • Supreme Court ages: Liberal Ruth Bader Ginsburg (81), Conservative Antonin Scalia (78), Moderate Anthony Kennedy (77), and Left leaning Stephen Breyer (75). A conservative two term Republican president could make that one right wing court for years and years to come. 
  • Charles Tolliver is listed in the death notices in the Update. Is that Billy Joe's dad?



Above The Fold

3.18.2014

Wreck Of The Day


This Is A Bad Omen For A Longhorns' Tournament Run


And Another - Pennslyvania


Another strong entry by 2014. Story.

Whoa -- Seattle News Helicopter Just Crashed

Edit:


He Decides To Get Off The Road And This Is The Thanks He Gets


Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts



  • I finally got to watch some of the news coverage (and speculation) about the missing Malaysian jet. This is one of the most fascinating mysteries I've ever seen. 
  • Shyster Kevin Trudeau has received a 10 year federal prison sentence. I couldn't be happier. 
  • A Grapevine man fell into the Grand Canyon over the weekend and died.
  • Coolest thing about the Spring Break vacation: We stayed in a "tree house" where three of the walls were screens. Worst part: Despite a ton of bug spray, jungle bugs will bite you. 
  • A County Court judge over in Denton won re-election by 29 votes, but his challenger has requested a manual recount. 
  • Still time to sign up for the Liberally Lean Pick 'Em Tourney.  (I don't know why Yahoo! makes you verify you identify via cell phone -- seems stupid to me, too.)
  • See a dog run around in a football uniform
  • Want to run 50 miles in the LBJ Grasslands beginning at 6:00 a.m. on Saturday? 
  • If Russia wants Crimea, it'll take Crimea. 
  • There currently may not be a bigger beating than driving from Wise County to Northeast Mall. There's the I-35 construction and then the Loop 820 construction. 
  • Anyone else cringe when they hear a Texas Motor Speedway commercial where they reference both the "Duck Commander 500" and the "Big Hoss" video board?
  • Texas Monthly, beginning tomorrow, will publish a series of articles online about the 1982 Lake Waco Murders.  That was a crazy case of a bunch of kids killed due to mistaken identity and then a cluster of criminal trials that followed (one that ended in an acquittal upon a retrial on a change of venue to Tarrant County.)  I once read a book about the case named Careless Whispers  by Carlton Stowers. (Yeah, cue Wham!)
  • Mrs. LL grounded the Fifth Grader in the House last night and you would have thought, based upon the reaction, that she just got sentenced to TDC. 
  • What has happened to Fox's Megyn Kelly? ("Hey, Now" photo) When she used to be a guest on Hannity or O'Reilly, she was a voice of reason. Now she acts more like Nancy Grace. 
  • With Lake Bridgeport a shocking 21 feet low and what looks to be a dry Spring, will the Tarrant County Water Board open the gates this Summer to keep Eagle Mountain Lake full?
  • Wendy Davis is within seven points of Greg Abbott. She won't win, but it's further proof of the changing politics of the state. 
  • The Ticket talked about the game "Thumbs up, Seven Up" today. I had never heard of that. 
  • Vince Vaughn just bought ex-USC coach Lane Kiffin's house for $6.5 million.


3.17.2014

Courtney Love Has Found The Malaysian Missing Plane




Google and Microsoft Paint. Genius.

A St. Patrick's Tradition Unlike Any Other



That thing is now up to 23 million views over the years.

"Who else seen the leprechaun, say yay!!!!!!"

"Not . . . On My Watch"





(Source) — The executive director of Miami-Dade Crime Stoppers is facing up to two weeks in jail on a contempt of court charge for stuffing an anonymous tip in his mouth instead of handing it over to a judge Friday. Richard Masten was appearing before Judge Victoria Brennan when he refused to share information related to a tip in a cocaine possession case. Instead, he ate the paper containing the tip while sitting in court. “We promise the people who give us information to solve murders, serious violent crimes in this community, that they can call with an assurance that they will remain anonymous and that nothing about them or their information would ever be compromised,” he said. “The case today started creeping into that… it’s not going to happen on my watch and I understood the consequences.”

Gotta love this guy. A true man of his word.

(From a legal standpoint, I've always questioned the tip to Crime Stopper's being "confidential". In fact, the Texas Government Code requires the disclosure of a Crime Stopper's tip if it tends to show that a person accused of crime is not guilty.)

Random Baylor Football Note That Even I Can't Believe

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Yes, this Baylor-UIW game in 2019 is real - bit.ly/1dga7VU



4.4 Earthquake In Los Angeles 30 Minutes Ago



Watch newscasts as it hit.

Edit: A Megan Henderson sighting!

It Is There


Random Monday Morning Thoughts




  • And we're back. In case you were wondering, we went to Ian Anderson's Caves Branch in Belize. It bills itself as a "jungle lodge" and an "adventure company".  I discovered it in an old New York Times article here
  • I rode a horse up and down a slippery and steep 30 foot "canyon" (picture me wildly frightened on a horse and you've got me pictured correctly), I repelled 15 feet over a cliff and then was lowered down the next 270 feet (scary), Mrs. LL and I and a guided tour into the depths of a river cave which led to a dislocated shoulder after climbing a waterfall about an hour in (which was then put back in place by two guides who spoke broken English.), we all went to the Mayan ruins in Guatemala (where I could only think about Apocalypto and the rest of the Family Unit wouldn't stop looking at the monkeys in the trees.) 
  • After snorkeling and stopping at a small island, the Fifth Grader in the House asked me "if you discover an island is it yours." I told her, "I think that's true if it's in international waters which, I believe, is like 15 miles from the coast of any country, but I'm not sure." Some wise guy college kid who was standing nearby said, "To not be sure, that was a pretty specific answer."
  • I was completely, and I mean completely, in a news blackout last week. There was no WiFi and no TV.  That was pretty refreshing. (But I didn't expect the missing Malaysian plane to still be missing once I got back on the grid.)
  • When I loaded the plane to go home, Weatherford attorney Dan Carney was two rows behind me holding an issue of Texas Monthly which had an article on current Wise County assistant DA Tim Cole -- an issue which I had taken down there and read as well. 
  • Not that I use it much, but going through customs in DFW is now a breeze. Completely automated and they make you take a "selfie" -- I'm guessing some type of facial recognition software is being used. 
  • I read Dallas Morning News columnist Tim Cowlishaw's book on his addiction to alcohol called Drunk On Sports.  It was pretty interesting but he sure thinks a lot of himself. He told us how much he made, how he was selected as being to valuable to be laid off by the News, and referred to himself as a "powerful voice" in the DFW media. And despite two years of sobriety, his tone at the end of the book does not sound like a guy who can keep it up. 
  • I always thought Quizno's was a little wheels off and now it has declared for bankruptcy protection.
  • Some guy gets drunk and plows into a crowd at SXSW killing two people in Austin? I would understand an Intoxication Manslaughter charge but the DA will seek Capital Murder charges. That makes no sense. Edit: Here's the PC affidavit. There may be more to this than just aimlessly driving into a car. But it's still murky.
  • A list of the 35 riches "neighborhoods" in DFW. I suppose they all make sense except for #34: "Bedford". 
  • Did you know that the "kissing sailor" in that famous Life photo lived in Benbrook? And he died last week
  • TMZ got a hold of Justin Beiber's deposition last week and it is entertainment gold. That kid is such a tool.
  • The season finale of True Detective was beyond disappointing. Never has a brilliant cable show ended with an episode that wasn't even comparable to of a bad show of Law and Order. 
  • St. Patrick's Day Parade "Hey, Now."
  • You don't hear much about the "Bermuda Triangle" anymore. Man, it was a big player when I was a kid. 
  • Former tonight show regular David Brenner died last week. Maybe the most unfunny comedian ever. 
  • Sports: (1) UT's new coach kicked two players off the team over the weekend, Charlie Strong is either going to be a great success or an epic disaster,  (2) Baylor makes the NCAA Tourney but has its first game at 11:40 a.m. on Saturday, (3) 7 of the 10 teams in the Big 12 made the tourney,  (4) The owner of the Colts got arrested last night for DWI and possession of a controlled substance, and (5) Troy Aikman was average at best over his last five seasons. 



3.16.2014

2014 Liberally Lean Tourney Pick 'Em


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