Tense. But he never answers the question.

From tonight's newscast.

Texas is a krillion point favorite to win the Big 12 Championship tomorrow over Nebraska and they probably will. But I'll never forge...

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's who ? "Pick Me Up" retracted!!! "Pick Me Up" retracted!!!!

But the creativity of wise guys restores my soul.

Link .

Devon shut down its Decatur Land Office yesterday. I've heard that puts about 20 employees out of work with many other contractors bein...

That's the sentence handed down moments ago by a jury for this woman who had been found guilty of possessing a little over 4 grams of m...

I can't count the number of people that have sent me this.

The Swine Flu shot is now widely available to anyone in Tarrant County but that's not the case in Wise County. What gives? Dallas DA Cr...

Credit .

Let the word go forth, tomorrow (or sooner) the Messenger will report that this story was fabricated by the (at one time) alleged victim. ...

New York Times interactive map here . 18% of all Wise County children use food stamps? And Jack County's use of food stamps has incre...

Hey, now. Edit: Photoshopped? It appeared on the Boston Globe web site. Still possible, but highly unlikely.

Check out this Chinese news clip regarding The Tiger Woods Story complete with CG re-enactment. Now that, my friends, is the way news shoul...

Snow? Incredible. Slidell ISD shut down (per Channel 11)? Double incredible. Edit: Until I drove in that stuff. Several cars in the ditches ...

Runaway Bay pic by MzChief.