The Campaign For DA

12.05.2017

Let's Check In On The Heartland Of America




And  . . . they were both fired.

I'm stunned, absolutely stunned, they referenced Trump. Who would have thought?

Harris: The first three names we gotta remember are Enzo Gebara, Spencer Espejo, and Nikolas Padilla for Eagle Grove. They have a lot of … um, apparently…

Kusserow-Smidt: Español people.

Harris: Español people in Eagle Grove.

Kusserow-Smidt: Gee, I wonder why that is?

Harris: I wonder why.

Kusserow-Smidt: But the latest there is that they’re just going to gradually come into town, yeah right.

Harris: Uh huh.

Kusserow-Smidt: Uh huh.

Harris: Gradually work their way in.

Kusserow-Smidt: Gradually work their way in … so, who are these people again?

Harris: Oh, you wanna know the names? Enzo Gebara, Spencer Espejo, and Nikolas Padilla.

Kusserow-Smidt: They sound like they’ve been here a while, given the first names.

Harris: Yea, I think they’ve been there. Padilla, I think that’s P-A-D-I-L-L-A.

Kusserow-Smidt: Yea, Padilla.

Harris: Padilla, something like that.

Kusserow-Smidt: Yea.

Harris: The there’s Chase Blasie, he sounds like he’s not a foreigner. Could be though.

Kusserow-Smidt: Yea.

Harris: They’re all foreigners.

Kusserow-Smidt: Exactly, all foreigners.

Harris: As Trump would say, go back where they came from.

Kusserow-Smidt: Well, some would say that, yeah, some days I feel like that too.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, Barry was right all along. Now let’s burn this m’fer down!

Anonymous said...

LET'S CHECK IN ON THOSE FELLERS IN NON HEARTLAND PLACES LIKE CHICAGO OR SAN FRAN AND SEE HOW THEY ARE DOING?

THE HEARTLAND OF AMERICA IS STILL WINNING!!!! WHY? TRUMP! THAT'S WHY!!!

POOR WITTLE GREEN STILL THINKS HILLARY WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER.

Anonymous said...

That's almost as bad as somebody posting that leprechaun video every St. Patrick's Day to make fun of black people.

Anonymous said...

You pathetic morons... WE ALL WORKED OUR WAY IN.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with this conversation ? I hear nothing said that's not he truth

Anonymous said...

I think it's ironically funny that a person with a last name of Kusserow-Smidt considers kids with Hispanic last names are foreigners.

Anonymous said...

For the win!!!

Anonymous said...

Why am I not surprised that many of you guys commenting sound like you could have called that game.

DF Bob Costas

Anonymous said...

I hear worse on The Hard Line every damned day, and you worship those ass-nuts!

Anonymous said...

Tunneling, swimming is work when done properly.

Anonymous said...

I hope when they get home, their mother comes out from under the porch and bites them