5.17.2017

When Things Aren't Going Well

Let's start with today's news:




"They don't respect my authority!"

"You don't know what I went through.
Seriously. I don't think you even know who  I am."
"Give me a call. Or send a pic."
"I just screamed after a primary win and got disqualified.
You can say,  'grab them by the [deleted]' and get a pass?"

""I'm a Republican who likes foot tapping in a stall. Keep me out of this."
"Oh, yeah, Keep me out of this, too.. (In an Arrested Development voice:) 
"I made a huge mistake."