He Just Ran Into A Great Big Hassle

Bank Robbing Denton Singer Richard Haskins Gets Minimum Two-Year Prison Sentence https://t.co/XvU7xkiGRX pic.twitter.com/dFFV6Go7sg

— Dallas Observer (@Dallas_Observer) July 29, 2016

Moral to the story: Hope that the feds decide that your attempted bank robbery case isn't worthy of their time and the case remains a state prosecution.